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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Britney's $1m dollar photo 'scam,' Eminem hospitalised

Tormented soul Britney Spears's latest drama is bordering on the ridiculous.

The popwreck is said to be planning on profiting from her shameless and toe-curlingly embarrassing downfall by teaming up with her paparazzo buddy and selling candid snaps of herself.

Several news media are reporting that within hours of her release from the Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre's psychiatric unit, Spears was touting pictures of herself and supposed paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib to the press.

The said photos were reportedly taken while the pair bolted to Palm Springs on Monday, and show the singer kissing and canoodling with the British photographer.

If sold, the incriminating snaps are said to be worth well over a million dollars.

Predictably, the going rate for pictures of Spears has shot through the roof following her recent antics.

But the sick part is that Spears is being accused of STAGING the paparazzi shots with her alleged lover, and tipping off Ghalib's trigger happy pals about their every move.

Even worse, sources claim Ghalib made every effort to make the pictures as "sexy" as possible by making Spears feed him ice cream.

Oh, please!

And there's more...

Spears is also said to be planning a doco-style confession with her lover, dishing the dirt on her mental breakdown last week (aka Freaky Friday).

Sources say the film will be sold to "the highest bidder".

An insider says: "Britney knows it's been her most devastating week ever. And she knows she's got a massive uphill battle to get access to her kids again.

"But she's determined to get something positive out of it.

"And with such international interest in all things Britney, they both realise they need to strike while the iron's hot.

"They've decided to work together to get the pictures out there and split the money."

But the nuttiest Britney news of the day has to be this little tidbit: The Insider is claiming that Brit Brit spoke with a British accent during her brief stay at Cedars-Sinai last week. WTF? She's either bonkers or has a serious case of the Madonnas.

This isn't the first time she's put on a faux British accent. Spears put on the same accent while chatting to paparazzi outside the Four Season Hotel last year.

So what's the deal?

NYC-based psychotherapist Dr. Robi Ludwig tells Usmagazine.com: "She's having identity issues."

No s**t?!

"What it definitely says is she doesn't really like being where she's at - there's probably a part of her that wants to escape who she really is.

"Spears is in an adolescent mode of thinking ... [she's] trying on different personas to see what feels good and works for her."

Wednesday January 09, 2008
By Myrddin Gwynedd

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