it seemed like good exercise

That's among the answers in this scientific study disclosing 237 reasons people have sex.

The study, published in the August edition of Archives of Sexual Behavior, is reportedly "the most thorough taxonomy of sexual motivation ever compiled."

Other noteworthy responses include "I wanted to feel closer to God," "someone dared me" and "(to) change the topic of conversation."

The reason ranked most often among men and women? "I was attracted to the person."

Now, there's another study being conducted about reasons people DON'T have sex. I tried to link to the questionnaire, available here, but apparently the study's already full.

Which means it's time to extend the discussion to this blog.

Submit your craziest reasons to do it -- or not do it. Top answers will get a shout-out, or something equally cool.

Eddie Murphy proposes

Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend Tracey Edmonds are engaged to be married.

The 'Shrek' star proposed last Wednesday (25.07.07) with a "massive" Cartier yellow diamond engagement ring.

Edmonds proudly showed off the ring at lunch with friends the next day at the W Hotel in Westwood, California.

A source said: "She looked very happy. She was proudly showing off the ring. They're very adorable together, very happy. It will be a private wedding. Something low key, but very romantic."

Murphy and Edmonds are said to be planning to tie the knot before the end of the year.

Edmonds' representative said: "Tracey and Eddie were engaged last Wednesday. They are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together."

Murphy was named as the father of Spice Girl Mel B's baby daughter Angel Iris in June after refusing to acknowledge the child until a paternity test had been carried out.

The 46-year-old actor publicly revealed his relationship with film producer Edmonds last October - when Mel was five months pregnant with his child.

Edmonds was married to singer Kenneth 'Babyface' Edmonds for 13 years before the pair divorced in June.
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King of the castle Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage has spent nearly £5 million on a British castle.

The 'Ghost Rider' star intends to move into Midford Castle, which is located near Bath, with his wife Alice Lim and 21-month-old son Kal-El this September after his bid of £4.75 million was officially accepted.

Isabel Briggs, the seller of the 18th Century gothic abode, told Britain's The Independent newspaper: "There is a bit of fantasy about the castle but what appealed to him is the rather romantic landscape - we have a beautiful valley with its own woods. When he visited in May he walked all around the estate and decided that this was for him."

The 60-acre estate boasts an orangery, two cottages, a ruined chapel and 11 acres of woodland.

Cage already has an impressive property portfolio, with 14 homes worth around £33 million. They include a Californian beach house which once belonged to John Wayne.

Last year, he bought a crumbling 28-room fortress in Bavaria for £1.2 million.

Cage joins a growing list of Hollywood stars who have set up home in the UK.

Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey, Cate Blanchett all own properties, while Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna both moved to the UK after marrying British men.
July 30 2007 -
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Jail bird Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to DUI (driving under the influence) on Friday (27.07.07).

'The Simple Life' star - who is believed to be four months pregnant with her first child - entered the plea at California's Glendale courthouse.

Nicole also agreed to serve a three-year probation term, enrol in an alcohol education programme and pay a $2,048 fine.

Los Angeles County Commissioner Steven Lubell told the troubled 25-year-old: "Someone could've gotten killed. You need to understand that driving under the influence is extremely dangerous."

Nicole was given the option of serving her time in a paid city jail - which is seen as a more comfortable option than a county jail.

She wasn't given a surrender date, but must complete her sentence before September 28.

Nicole, the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, arrived at court wearing a loose fitting black Moschino dress, apparently concealing her baby bump, clutching the arm of her boyfriend, Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden.

The fashion icon will not be permitted to wear her designer heels in jail in case she attempts to use them as a weapon.

Burbank police Sergeant Thor Merich said: "She's not going to be wearing a miniskirt and pumps. We go bare minimum."

Nicole has a previous conviction for DUI from 2002 and California law states anyone with two DUI convictions must at least serve five day in jail.

The star was arrested on December 11, 2006 for driving on the wrong side of the road on a California highway on her return from Madden's house.

She told the arresting officers she had smoked marijuana and taken the strong painkiller Vicodin.

Nicole had originally pleaded not guilty to the charge.

Her 'The Simple Life' co-star and close friend Paris Hilton recently served 23 days in a Los Angeles county jail for driving with a suspended licence.
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Michelle Pfeiffer's blind beauty

Michelle Pfeiffer thinks she looks young and beautiful - because she has terrible eyesight.

The 49-year-old actress believes people's vision deteriorates as they get older to save them from watching their looks deteriorate.

She quipped: "As you get older, there's a reason why our eyes go bad. It means you can't see what you really look like. I mean, I can barely see anything these days, so I think that I - and everyone else - look pretty good."

Despite being happy with her looks, Pfeiffer was recently told she had an "old and decrepit" body during an interview.

The 'Hairspray' actress - who is married to 'Ally McBeal' creator David E. Kelley - explained to Total Film magazine: "The other day I was speaking to some foreign press and one reporter actually said to me, 'So now you have this old and decrepit body,' or something. And I thought, 'OK maybe she just has a heavy accent and I misheard.' So I asked, 'Excuse me, did you just say I have an old and decrepit body?' And she nodded! I don't think she meant it like that but still, old and decrepit… that's still some way off!"

Pfeiffer recently admitted she would consider having plastic surgery - if she needed it.

She said: "I don't have anything against it and I think there is a lot of pressure on women. It's hard ageing these days.

"If one day, I look in the mirror and I just can't stand it anymore, than I may be right there."
July 30 2007 -
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Robbie Williams beamed up

Robbie Williams is reportedly in talks to star in the new 'Star Trek' movie.

The 'Angels' singer, who is an avid sci-fi fan, is being lined-up to play Captain James T Kirk, the part made famous by William Shatner in the original TV series and subsequent films.

Robbie is having final discussions with 'Lost' creator J.J. Abrams, who is directing the as-yet untitled movie, and has already impressed the filmmaker.

Abrams said: "I think he'd be a good Captain Kirk. The Kirk in my movie is quite young, it's like the early years. But I can't comment on who we are casting just yet. Everyone will just have to wait and see."

Although the role of Captain Kirk is still up for grabs, the part of Spock has already been decided.

Leonard Nimoy is to reprise his role as the Vulcan space traveller, while 'Heroes' star Zachary Quinto will play a younger version of the logical alien.

Nimoy admits he is thrilled to be boldly going where no man has gone before - again.

Speaking at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego, he said: "This is really going to be a great movie. And I don't say things like that lightly."

Nimoy was joined at the event by Abrams and Quinto. The film is due out in December 2008.
July 30 2007 -
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the monday moan

This week's question is inspired by my current No. 1 guilty pleasure, "Age of Love," a reality TV show in which "kittens" (20-somethings) and "cougars" (40-somethings) vie for a tennis pro's affection.

Is it fair to use age as a deal breaker in relationships? Who do you think would attract more questions from your friends -- a mate five years older than you, or five years younger?

The pic above, by the way, is the guy the "Age of Love" women are fighting for. I don't really think he's that hot.

robot porn!

Image courtesy this site via Nerve. Turned on yet?

work it

Just learned yesterday that auditions for cycle 10 of "America's Next Top Model" are coming to Columbus on Aug. 11. The fun starts at Peachtree Mall at 10 a.m. Auditioners must be 18-27 years old and at least 5'7" tall. Read the full set of eligibility requirements here.

Start perfecting your runway walk NOW.

weekend recap

Another great weekend. I moved off the beaten path and ventured to some hot spots off downtown's main drag. Friday, we hit Broad Street Blues, the Phenix City club I've raved about in the past.

House band Peggy Jenkins and the Rhythm Roosters was wonderful as usual, and the crowd significantly exceeded what I've seen in previous visits. But the place kind of cleared out shortly after midnight, and one of my friends guessed it was because the majority of partiers had to get home in time to pay a babysitter.

Saturday, after running with the Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers, I went to the upscale cigar and martini bar Belloo's. I don't go there consistently, mainly because it's pricey. I bought four drinks -- two berry whites, one regular martini, one beer -- and my tab was $39.

No, those drinks weren't all for me.

Here's the thing, though. On select nights it's possible to go upscale without breaking the bank. Every Saturday is Little Black Dress night...ladies wearing little black dresses get in free PLUS a $10 gift certificate.

Thursdays are Gold's Gym Nights, when you get free admission and a $10 gift certificate after showing your Gold's Gym membership card.

Even if you don't have a little black dress, or a Gold's Gym membership, you should at least splurge once and check out Belloo's. There's a unique vibe, and I'd like to know what you think.

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David Beckham's pap fear

David Beckham is scared of the US paparazzi.

The soccer superstar - who moved to Beverly Hills with wife Victoria and their three sons this month, so David can start his career with the Los Angeles Galaxy - is concerned with the amount of snappers following his family's every move.

He said: "It's definitely over the top here in Los Angeles.

"In London, if we'd go out to dinner, there would be four or five cars following us.

"The other night we had 47. No joke. I get nervous. They run red lights and you're just waiting for accidents to happen."

Apart from the photographers, David insists he is settling in well and enjoyed every minute of his brief debut against British side Chelsea.

He said: "It was great, the crowd were cheering my every move on the sideline. For one player to get that kind of reception is unusual, but pretty amazing."

David and Victoria have tightened their security since moving to Los Angeles.

The family reportedly have a team of minders - which includes former CIA operatives - providing them with 24-hour protection.
July 28 2007 -
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Jennifer Aniston's greasy habit

Jennifer Aniston is addicted to fried breakfasts.

The former 'Friends' actress was introduced to the delights of a traditional English breakfast - which usually comprises of sausages, bacon, eggs, fried bread, mushrooms and tomatoes - by her former boyfriend, British model Paul Sculfor.

A friend of Jennifer's said: "She was repulsed by the idea of having that first thing in the morning initially, but now she's really got into it."

But health conscious Jennifer makes sure she burns off the calories by running everyday and doing regular exercise.

Yesterday (27.07.07), it was reported that Jennifer and Paul had split.

The actress called time on her and the model's fledgling romance because their hectic careers are driving them apart.

Jennifer, 38, and former builder Paul, 36, have not seen each other for weeks since the catwalk hunk came back to the UK for a photo shoot.

A source said: "There was chemistry between them but Jennifer wants to settle down with a reliable man and start a family. Paul travels a lot and is constantly surrounded by beautiful women.

"They remain friends, but are just in different places."

Jennifer and Paul were first introduced by Hollywood actor David Arquette, the husband of Jennifer's close friend Courteney Cox, and started dating in May.

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Control freak Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert is a "control freak".

The '24' star says she hates feeling out of control and hates being told what to do.

Elisha told Total Film magazine: "I don't like anything that's too confining. I'm sort of a control freak, so anything that makes me feel like I'm out of control is a bit uncomfortable. But you know how it is, sometimes it's good to live a little!"

Elisha also says she tries her best to stay out of the public eye as she likes her private life to remain private.

She added: "Being famous does alter your privacy.

"In interviews, in junkets, you tend to tell a lot about yourself. I recently wrote a blog for the National Hockey League, which was one of the most intimate things I've ever done. But I tend to stay out of the public eye a little, compared to some of my peers."

The 24-year-old is a good friend of infamous socialite Paris Hilton and has been seen out partying in Hollywood on a few occasions.
July 29 2007 -
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Jaime Pressly's killer pregnancy

'My Name is Earl' star Jaime Pressly claims her pregnancy was a "killer".

The former model and her DJ boyfriend Eric Calvo welcomed their first child into the world two months ago and she is delighted not to be pregnant anymore because it "sucked".

Jaime, 29, said: Pregnancy wasthe biggest killer for me. I hated it - I hated being fat.

"As a new mom I'm supposed to go on about how wonderful it was to be pregnant.

"Well, I don't buy into that. The truth is that I love my baby to bits, but the rest of it sucked.

"My hormones were all over the place and I acted like some lunatic, picking fights with my boyfriend over how he made my coffee.

"On top of that I had this hideous 'pregnancy mask' skin discolouration which completely covered my face.

"You can normally use creams to disguise it, but not when you're pregnant, so I had to walk around looking like I was horribly disfigured.

"This may sound arrogant, but I'm used to looking hot - I just wanted to cry all the time."

The star is now enjoying being a mother to son Dezi but she is no hurry to get pregnant again.

She said: "Nobody tells you this stuff when you talk about having a baby - it's all kept as one big secret. The only amazing thing is when your baby pops out and you have this little thing that is going to be part of your life forever."

Penelope Cruz's family values

Penelope Cruz says her family are more important than her lovers.

The 'Volver' actress - who has been romantically linked to Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Josh Hartnett and Salma Hayek - insists her sister Monica, brother Eduardo and her parents will always come first.

Penelope said: "My family are the best thing I have and I spend a lot of time with them. We are very strict about that, about not letting anyone else interfere with having time for the family.

"We are always here for each other, all of us. We know that we can count on each other, so we always find the time to be together."

Penelope, who has designed a collection for Spanish fashion chain Mango with her sister Monica, always dreamed of working with her younger sibling.

The 33-year-old star said: "This is something we've wanted to do for a long time. We just had to find the right people to do it with. We've always loved clothes.

"We used to hide in the bathroom with fashion magazines and say, 'I want that one.' We'd get a pencil and mark the pictures, and show how we would transform them."

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Sienna Miller's sitcom life

Sienna Miller claims her life with Jude Law was like a "sitcom".

The 'Factory Girl' star shot to fame when she began dating the handsome actor in 2004 and insists the press attention got out of control.

Sienna told Britain's OK! magazine: "I was well known before I'd had a filmreleased. And I was part of a soap opera that people felt very involved in, and then certain dramas happened, so my life became a sitcom."

Sienna - who split from Jude after he had an affair with his children's nanny - insists her life is a lot more settled now, despite her photo regularly appearing in the newspapers.

The 25-year-old former model said: "My life is actually relatively uneventful! It's just that if I go out one night a month, which is all it might be, it'll be made into such a drama - or they'll get you half-blinking and say you're drunk.

"It's very hard to control, because ultimately scandals sell their papers.

"Actually I just sit at home and cook and walk my dogs. I'm very different to the way I'm perceived."
July 29 2007 -
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Frantic Friday: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez looks like a sexy sultress in this beautiful gown at the world premier of her latest film El Cantante in Puerto Rico.

earrings, bracelet

Jennifer Lopez photo courtesy of Kevin Mazur/WireImage

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Just fulfilling your desires, Lisa!

Today's passage is from "One with the Night" by Susan Squires, a book that's all about romantic trysts in 1822 London.

She had to face the truth. She had never felt so alive, so connected to another person as she did with him; not her father, not her friends, and certainly not with Mr. Blandings. The act of sexual congress with Kilkenny might not be exactly transformation, but it had changed forever her perception of pleasure and intimacy. And she had to admit she wanted it again. Now would be ideal.

My favorite part? You guessed it: "sexual congress."

Brings new meaning to the term filiBUSTer.

fork it over

Partiers in San Francisco will celebrate Paul Reubens Day this weekend. Paul Reubens = Pee-wee.

"Pee-wee's Playhouse" used to be one of my favorite shows. I think my favorite episode was when Pee-wee married a fruit salad. Maybe I'll try that this weekend.

So in honor of Pee-wee, I encourage all of you to adopt a "secret word" at least one day this weekend.

In other noteworthy happenings...

*I'll hit Broadstreet Blues Friday night for next week's bar profile. House band Peggy Jenkins and the Rhythm Roosters will perform.

*For some fail-safe cover band action, head over to Muldoon's for Friday and Saturday performances by local band Mindblender.

*Out of curiosity, I might check out Pipers Down at Daileys. They hit the stage both nights this weekend.

*Don't forget to marry a fruit salad.

you had me at eww

I guess there's only going up after a starring role in "Like Mike."

Check out these then and now photos of Jonathan Lipnicki, the child star you probably know from "Jerry Maguire." They're available courtesy of this site.

Is that Stuart Little in your Speedo, or are you just happy to see me?

potter action

Happy Friday!

It's been a week since the big Harry Potter book release, and I still haven't laid my hands on any of the titles. I did, however, watch the first installment of the film series Sunday.

Anyway, couldn't resist passing on these T-shirt designs courtesy of Fashionista. Who says fantasy novels can't be sexy?

Deal of the week (Thursday): Catherine Zeta-Jones

Catherine looks like a shimmering lady of delight in this shape hugging number from Herve Leger. The star was in NYC for the premier of her latest movie, No Reservations. I love how Zeta-Jones changes up the pace with the unexpected color of her Louboutins heels. Her cuff is priced a little on the high side but I'm totally in love with flattened dots detail.

Catherine Zeta-Jones photo courtsey of James Devaney/WireImage

thursday night party spots

Like it or not, weeknights are becoming bigger and bigger extensions of Columbus nightlife. There's a whole bunch of new mid-week theme nights popping up, as illustrated by tonight's lineup:

*Just learned today that Savana's is hosting Tropicana Thursdays. Happy hour is 6-8, dance lessons are 7:30-8:30 and there's mojito specials all night. I've never been, and won't be able to go tonight, but I hope to check it out next week.

*I still recommend Viva la Diva at Houlihan's (800 Front Ave.). From 6:30 to 9:30, you can get special girly cocktails for just $5.50 each.

*The Cove , a Columbus-based rock band, performs at Soho Bar & Grill. The show starts at 10 and it's $5 (ladies free).

*Go to Broad Street Blues and catch a performance by house band Peggy Jenkins and the Rhythm Roosters. It starts at 9 and cover is $5.

*Finally, Fountain City Coffee hosts its usual free open mic beginning at 8.

Party on!

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Thanks for the awesome Backstreet Boys comment, Erin!

This week's column is about party cameos. You know, those parties you don't necessarily look forward to in advance. Or at all.

But you're obligated to attend, because you either:

a. Know the person really well
b. Owe the host/hostess a favor
c. Made an ill-advised promise
d. Desperately want free food

Either way, all these scenarios bring to mind the idea of the party cameo, a quick appearance that fulfills your obligation to the host/hostess and produces the illusion you're having tons and tons of fun.

By now I like to think I've mastered the art of the nightlife cameo, but certain situations and schedules can even throw experts off guard. It's a challenge, so think twice before sending back your next RSVP with a hesitant "we'll see."

quit playing games...

No foolin. The Backstreet Boys are set to release a comeback album in October, according to this article.

The only drawback, aside from the fact that you might be forced to hear a remix of "I Want it That Way," is the fact that their resurgence in popularity will take place sans Kevin Richardson. He left the band.

In case you're wondering, Richardson is the one rocking the weird facial hair in the pic. I realize that to non-Backstreet fans, that could apply to everyone.

Ready for Nick Carter to show you the shape of his heart again?

yellow = yowza

Turns out my fantasies of a threesome with Selma and Patty aren't that weird after all.

To celebrate "The Simpsons Movie," Maxim has posted a list of the Sexiest Ladies of "The Simpsons." It includes sexy starlet Mindy Simmons, pictured above.

And while you're dreaming of all things yellow, check out my co-worker Brad Barnes' column about which Simpsons character best embodies the spirit of Columbus.

I'm still rooting for Ned Flanders.

Rubbish lover Calista Flockhart

Harrison Ford once dumped girlfriend Calista Flockhart in a bin.

The 42-year-old actress has been dating the 65-year-old screen legend for several years and claims his playful sense of humour once resulted in her being thrown in the garbage.

Calista told Grazia magazine: "We were coming home at night, playing around. And I said something and he just picked me up and threw me in the bin. He got me out eventually!"

Although the 'Brothers and Sisters' actress doesn't care about the age gap between her and Harrison, she insists she is too young to play his love interest in the new 'Indiana Jones' movie.

She joked: "Indy is way too old for me!

"I think we're just like everybody else. We don't spend very much time in the business. We have a lot of friends who aren't involved in it. People ask me, 'Do you talk about movies and scripts?' Definitely not!"
July 25 2007 -
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Natalie Portman not naked

Natalie Portman did not strip completely naked for new movie 'Goya's Ghosts'.

The Hollywood beauty was believed to have stripped off for the graphic torture scenes in the movie - in which she plays the muse of painter Francisco Goya who is accused of heresy during the Spanish Inquisition - but she has now revealed she used a body double for some scenes.

Natalie said: "There's a long shot of a nude woman, but it's not me. You do see some parts of me unclothed, but if they end up on websites making it look like I'm nude, I'm going to be really, really angry."

The 26-year-old actress - who played a pole dancer in 'Closer' - has also denied she accepted the controversial role to rid herself of her squeaky-clean image.

She added: "I didn't do the scene in order to prove something. I just want to get on with my life and do what feels right."

Natalie has previously revealed she would become a lesbian, if she met the right women.

She said: "I've never a dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more about the person you fall in love with.

"Why would you close yourself off from 50 per cent of people?"
July 25 2007 -
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Matt Damon's alien wish

Matt Damon wants George Clooney and Brad Pitt to be abducted by aliens.

The 'Bourne Identity' star thinks his star friends are so down to earth that extra-terrestrials wouldn't know they were important celebrities if they visited the planet.

Matt said: "George and Brad are kindred spirits. Having a beer with those two is exactly like having a drink with guys I grew up with. It's just like any other group - cards, pool and a few beers. Behind closed doors you would have no idea they were big stars.

"I'd love it if an alien came down for those two and they were in a room with ten other guys, because they would not be able to pick out the movie stars based on the way they were behaving."

Matt, 36, has starred with Brad and George in 'Ocean's Eleven', and the two sequels 'Ocean's Twelve' and 'Ocean's Thirteen', and counts the actors as two of his closest friends.

Matt's third outing as former CIA assassin Jason Bourne, 'The Bourne Ultimatum', is due in cinemas next month.
July 25 2007 -
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Victoria Beckham's Paris warning

Victoria Beckham has reportedly warned Paris Hilton to stay away from her soccer star husband David.

The Spice Girl, who moved to Los Angeles with David and their three sons earlier this month, was said to be furious when she heard the hotel heiress had described the Los Angeles Galaxy player as "hot".

Now she has allegedly told friends that Paris and other young Hollywood stars - including Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears - better keep their hands off David.

A source told Britain's Star magazine: "This move to Los Angeles means everything to her. She is happier with David than ever and sees this as an exciting chapter for her and their boys.

"Although she trusts David 100 per cent, she will not tolerate any of the Los Angeles party girls making a move on him, or seeing him as fair game. She wants this to be very clear from the start - David is a devoted family man and these women should forget about trying it on with him.

"The young Hollywood club crowd, such as Lindsay, Paris and Britney, are positively salivating over David."

However, Victoria and David's publicist Simon Oliveira has denied the claims, saying: "There is absolutely no truth in this whatsoever."

Last week, it was claimed Victoria had turned down Paris' offer of friendship.

Paris is reported to have said about Victoria: "We could be soul mates."

However, the 'Wannabe' singer apparently told a pal: "Over my dead body!"
July 25 2007 -
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three cool things

1. Check out the Fish 'n Flush, a real live aquarium that's also a functioning toilet. HOT.

2. I knew there had to be some coolness behind my Hungarian ancestry. Hungary's 8 million voters may soon consider a law warranting an afternoon nap, according to this article.

3. Finally, if you need a way to relax -- and your country DOESN'T mandate siestas -- head over to Broad Street Blues tonight. The Frank Johnson Trio will perform and, even better, domestic longnecks are just $1.85.

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Happy Hump Day!

Bored? Check out this article about the wackiest proposals on YouTube, including a guy who proposes while wearing a Madonna mic and Old Testament shepherd costume during the final act of a church play.

The sampling also includes a guy who spends four days and five nights covering 5,940 Post-It notes in memories, and then filling an entire room with the notes.

Sweet or scary?

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Today's passage comes from "Wolf at the Door" by Christine Warren, a novel that's all about what happens when danger meets desire.

Cassidy gloried in the consuming pleasure of being claimed by her mate. She answered the stroke with a feral cry and clamped down around him as the first wave of spasms took over, shaking her like prey in the jaws of a hungry beast.

Poetic language at its best.

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Enough said.

Gwyneth Paltrow's elderly axe

(BANG) -Gwyneth Paltrow was deemed too old to star in new movie ‘Love and Other Disasters' by director Alek Keshishian.

Keshishian wrote the romantic comedy about a Vogue magazine assistant who helps her co-workers find love with Gwyneth in mind to play the lead character, Emily Jackson.

Astonishingly, the script took 10 years to complete by which time writer-and-director Keshishian decided Gwyneth, 34, was too old, so the part went to Brittany Murphy, 29.

Keshishian said: "By the time I finished, Gwyneth was pregnant. So I thought, ‘OK, you're now officially too old to play this role.'

"Brittany got the part because the character is meant to be a young girl, before she figures out what love is."

Gwyneth -who now has two children, daughter Apple and son Moses, with musician husband Chris Martin -has a cameo in the film.

Welsh actor Matthew Rhys plays Brittany's gay best friend in the movie.

At the Hollywood premiere of the film last week, Matthew, 32, tried to take a hot dog and some nachos into the cinema to eat while he watched the film, but was refused entry by security.

Instead, the ‘Brother and Sisters' star had to enjoy his calorific snacks in the green room.
July 23 2007 -
by BANG Showbiz

Heather Graham's parental pain

Heather Graham's strictly religious parents severed contact with her after she played a porn star in ‘Boogie Nights'.

The Hollywood beauty, who had a strict Catholic upbringing, admits her family are unhappy with her sex symbol status.

Heather, 37, told the Weekend magazine: "€‘Boogie Nights' was quite explicit and my parents were horrified. They didn't really want to hear my point of view, and thought that, because I took the part, then I was like that in real life.

"It would be nice if I did have a good relationship with my family, and yes, part of me longs to have a mum and dad who love and accept me for who I am. But if they never do, it's OK.

"I've learnt to take care of myself."

The ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me' star revealed men always expect her to be wild in bed like her movie characters - but her strict upbringing has made her quite reserved.

She said: "My parents were quite strict and religious, so it's taken me a long time to become comfortable with my sexuality. They even wanted me to be a nun at one stage.

"Not surprisingly, I grew up feeling sex must be a bad thing and I used to feel guilty as a young woman for having any kind of sexual thoughts. I was convinced I would go to Hell.

"Men I meet tend to think of me as this super-sexy, wild woman, when in fact it has taken me a long time to be able to express that side of myself.

"One ex-boyfriend was so surprised to find out that I wasn't anything like the wild, crazy person he had expected. I basically think that I'm a fairly nice, normal person with just a few eccentricities."
July 23 2007 -
by BANG Showbiz

Jessica Biel's sexy acceptance

Jessica Biel feels "accepted as a woman" now she is a sex symbol.

The 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' star - who is rumoured to be dating Justin Timberlake - has been hailed for her beauty all over the world and ranked number one in Stuff magazine's 100 Sexiest Women 2007.

When asked how it feels to be an international sex symbol, Jessica told the New York Post newspaper: "It's extremely flattering. It's nice to be wanted and desired, you think, 'I'm being accepted as a woman now.' That's kind of cool."

The 25-year-old - who starred in the remake of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' and 'The Illusionist' - recently revealed she finds sexy "boring" and prefers working with funny men.

She said: "Sexy sexy can be sort of boring. Funny sexy is way more fun and definitely easier because you can be ridiculous. So I would much rather laugh and do a funny sexy scene.

"Funny is key - funny, silly, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously, someone who can be ridiculous. That's the most attractive thing in a man."
July 23 2007 -
by BANG Showbiz

Benicio Del Toro's revolutionary role

Benicio Del Toro is set to play Ernesto 'Che' Guevara in a new movie.

The Oscar-winning actor will star as the Argentine revolutionist in the film, which will be directed by Steve Soderbergh.

Although the movie's production company, Telecinco Cinema, did not release the title, Del Toro's official website says it will be called 'Guerrilla'.

Shooting will take place across Spain for nine weeks, and it will be filmed entirely in Spanish.

The movie reunites Del Toro with Soderbergh for the first time since 'Traffic', for which Del Toro won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his portrayal of a Mexican police officer.

In 2005, Del Toro was paid $5million to do nothing - when a film was cancelled at the last minute.

The 'Sin City' star was paid in advance for 'American Gangster' and when the studio cancelled the project - because the picture was proving too expensive - he was allowed to keep the staggering fee

The actor confessed: "It's true, I got paid for doing nothing. The movie fell through a week or two before filming. So I got caught with nothing to do.

"But I don't do it for the dough. The studio felt it was going to be more expensive than they thought and put it on hold. They are trying to get it off the ground, though."
July 23 2007 -
by BANG Showbiz

Sarah Jessica Parker's Sex friend

Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall have ended their feud.

The two actresses famously fell out over plans for a 'Sex and the City' movie.

Although Parker was keen to bring the hit TV show, in which they both starred, to the big screen after it ended in 2004, Cattrall refused to take part.

However, Cattrall recently had a change of heart about the film and the pair are keen to put their differences behind them now the project has been given the green light.

A source said: "They are pals again. Kim broke the ice by sending Sarah Jessica flowers to congratulate her on her clothing line, Bitten, and Sarah Jessica responded by sending Kim a few items from the collection."

Filming on the movie - which will also see the show's two other main stars, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon, reprise their roles - is expected to start in September and Parker recently revealed she can't wait for it to begin.

She said: "I really wanted it to happen a few years ago and it was a bitter pill to swallow that it didn't.

"But you have to respect people's decisions. And one of us didn't want to do it at the time, meaning Kim Cattrall, for reasons that I didn't ask. It's not for me to talk anybody into anything ever - creatively, financially or whatever.

"But now it's happening, it's fantastic.
July 23 2007 -
by BANG Showbiz

caffeine rush

Don't forget to check out the new Starbucks that's now open in the Saint Francis shopping center on Manchester Expressway.

If you're leery of the calorie-packed coffee drinks, I recommend the iced green tea lemonade. With two pumps of sweetener.

Still can't get enough Starbucks? Read this diary from a guy who vowed to visit every Starbucks in Manhattan over a 24-hour period. That's 171 locations, in case you were wondering.

size matters?

Check out this male g-string that conveniently has a tape measure attached to it.

Ladies...buy one and have it ready the next time you want to instantly turn a so-called "18-inch anaconda" into a garter snake.

And while we're on the topic of, um, stuff...head over to my co-worker Annie's blog, which caught my interest today with a post that includes the phrase "penis lion." Don't expect any 18-inch anacondas, though. It's about parenting.

the monday moan

In a recent interview, actress Jessica Biel reportedly said, "There's something exciting about being with a guy who could cheat on you. It's pretty exciting."

That comment is inspiration for this week's Monday Moan.

Are you turned on or turned off when your date is complimented by members of the opposite sex? Is there a point in a relationship when those compliments generate pride rather than jealousy?

Discuss. Now.

best machine!

Forecast calls for scattered panties.

-From a billboard advertising an Atlanta strip club

Happy Monday!

In addition to the quote featured above, the best part of my weekend by far was the crane machine at the Saloon and Oyster Bar. Don't be fooled by the stuffed animals. There's porn in it. Look at the pic above...the DVDs are wrapped in paper. And it gets better. See if you can find the "Love Dome."

Did I try to win something? Sorry, but no. I'm terrible at those crane machines, and I kind of doubt that the item I wanted most was even within the crane's grap. Still...good story, though.

All in all, I give the Saloon strong reviews. Good ambiance and great food, even though a friend shattered my fantasies when she refuted all claims that oysters are aphrodisiacs.

Zero aphrodisiac power may have been a good thing, however...given the sketchy quality of most men I encountered at the Shanty Shack later that night.

I hadn't been to the Warm Springs Road party spot since its expansion, and once again the Shanty Shack offered an eclectic mix of partiers.

The highlight? A sparkling confirmation of my belief that age is no obstacle to partying. Lowlight? The guy who came up to me with a breaking news update that he would not try to hook up with me outside the building.

Thanks, dude.

Frantic Friday: ME's on eBay!

Hi Everyone!

I am still listing items on eBay to make room for my fall merchandise. Be sure to take a look at my auctions so you can snag some FANTASTIC deals! Some of my auctions end Sunday morning so time is of the essence :).

Happy Bidding!

Love, ME

WEEKEND

You should already start looking forward to Monday's weekend recap post.

That's because I have a whole buttload of plans, beginning with a Friday night dinner at the Saloon & Oyster Bar (6005 Macon Road). Local party band Autumn Haze performs a free show beginning at 9:30 p.m.

After that, I'm hitting the Shanty Shack (4475 Warm Springs Road).

Saturday, don't forget to hit the bar crawl downtown, when one $8 cover gets you into the majority of downtown bars.

I, meanwhile, will likely still be in Atlanta. I'm visiting my little sis Serena, who's studying at Emory over the summer.

Anyway, for the first ever, I'm hitting the Mall of Georgia and I really can't wait. Also on the agenda? A second trip (minus my sis) to the Clermont Lounge, Atlanta's first and longest continually operating strip club.

Holla!!!

diva dish

Thursday's Viva la Diva at Houlihan's was a blast. A few details...there are four signature cocktails, all of which are just $5.50 from 6:30 p.m. until 9:30 p.m. They are pretty girly, though, so guys might have to opt for beer. The pic above shows the Brazilian wax cocktail next to a classy Bud Light.

Featured drinks include a blueberry martini, an x-rated flirtini, a green tea-based zentini and the citrus brazilian wax cocktail.

Also, you get a cute little glow in the dark bracelet for every one of the special drinks you buy. Except if you're serious about getting the bracelets, I recommend hitting the bar early. Last night, they ran out of bracelets before 9:30.

All in all, I had a great time. Don't expect a scene dramatically different from what you might expect out of Houlihan's any other night. The signature drinks make the night worthwhile, however. And even though it's billed as a night for girls to gossip, it fits couples just as well.

Viva la Diva happens every Thursday night at Houlihan's, 800 Front Ave. in Columbus. Call 706-653-1898 for details.

read and reap, friday edition

Today's passage comes from "Forbidden Pleasure" by Lora Leigh:

"Just be you, Kei," he said gently. "All you. It's about your pleasure, honey. It's about what makes you burn, makes you scream for more. It's about your fantasies and desires. I'm just your guide."

"My guide, she breathed out roughly as she clutched the edges of her dress together and stepped toward the stairs. "You're not guiding me, Mac. I feel more like a very small boat riding a tidal wave."

"Become the wave, baby." He grinned. "It's real easy."

Small craft advisory! Small craft advisory! Small craft advisory!

hot enough?

That's the question that this Web site, Darwin Dating, asks.

It's exactly what its name sounds like -- dating based on survival of the fittest. Make that survival of the hottest.

"Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks," the site says.

Designed for ages 18-35, Darwin Dating bans things like fat rolls, acne, pasty skin and "red hair and too many freckles." Click here to see a full list of banned features.

Applicants are judged based on attractiveness rankings from the site's members.

I think my favorite line is an explanation of how much Darwin Dating costs: "It is completely free to join and use Darwin Dating! If you're hot, you should never have to pay for anything. We'd like to charge ugly people when we reject them, but that might be a bit hard to enforce. If you think of a way to do this, please let us know."

Some people maintain the entire thing is a joke. Read a Seattle Post-Intelligencer column about the site here.

The best part? Charles Darwin himself (pictured above) probably would have been rejected.

read and reap

Looks like the new blog feature is going very well. And yes, please feel free to submit your own blog-worthy passages via the comment section here or by e-mailing me at ssorich@ledger-enquirer.com.

While you're at it, check out Brad Barnes' blog, which today has suggestive passages from Harry Potter. Hot.

Meanwhile, here's a bonus passage for your reading enjoyment, once again from "Secret Fantasy."

"What is it you want from me?" he inquired.

"You once asked me if I was every lonely, and I am -- most of the time. I want to stay with you. I want you to fill a few of my hours, so I'm not quite so alone."

He eased away from her, glad he'd had the foresight to don a pair of drawers before he slipped under the blankets. Usually, he slept in the nude, and if he'd been naked, there was no telling what he might have done to her.

Something tells me it would involve filling something other than a few hours, if you know what I mean.

Deal of the week (Thursday): ME's on eBay

Hello Guys and Gals!

I've been frantically listing some of my jewelry on eBay to make room on my site for all of my fantastic fall items. I've gotta get rid of the 'ol and make way for the new :). Head on over and take a look at my fantastic items. I'll be adding more items daily!

Happy bidding!

calling all divas

Don't forget about Viva la Diva, the girly happy hour tonight at Houlihan's (800 Front Ave., Columbus). The party starts at 6:30 p.m., and I've been told that we should expect a crowd. When I was there for lunch last Friday, a server told me women had to be carried out last week. Perfect.

And yes, guys are allowed. Assuming they can brave an abundance of girl drinks.

If you can't make it, don't worry. It's a weekly thing. Plus, if all goes as planned, I'll post pics of the featured cocktails tomorrow.

read and reap

Today's passage comes from "Secret Fantasy" by Cheryl Holt, a romance novel about a virgin orphan who falls in love with -- you guessed it -- a really rich guy.

"I want to show you something," he murmured.
"What?"
"It may seem strange at first, but let me do it."
"You may try whatever you wish," she assented. "I'm happy to allow it."
"It will feel very, very good."
"I'm sure it will."

How many times have you regretted having THAT conversation?

attention partiers...

Just wanted to pass along a few local events that might interest you:

*Tonight, The Frank Johnson Trio, a Phenix City-based jazz/blues act, takes the stage for a free show at Broad Street Blues. I don't really know that much about the band, but beer is apparently only $1.85. Score. The show starts at 9 p.m., and the club is at 913 Broad St. in Phenix City. Call 334-297-3200.

*Thursday, Houlihan's (800 Front Ave., Columbus) will host its really cool weekly party called Viva la Diva. The event, which starts at 6:30 p.m., is basically a happy hour that's geared toward women. (The motto is "girl's night, gossip and good grub.") But guys are invited too, assuming they can brave the girly cocktails...which have names like Brazilian Wax and X-Rated Flirtini. Perfect.

Wild Card Wednesday: Eva Pigford

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Eva looks fantastic as she graces the red carpet at the BET Awards in LA. Her Laundry by Design dress reminds me of the Fiesta week celebration held ever year in San Antonio. I love how she allowed her dress to take center stage and went light on the accessories. The bangles she chose are stackable and will complement any look. Her studs are stellar and add a touch of understated elegance.

cheers to health

Came across this article about how some alcoholic drinks are going organic.

In cocktails, more big-city bars are replacing sugary syrups with organic fruit and vegetable purees and vitamin-rich sports drinks. Examples include the popular New York beverage Vitamin Dj, which has juice from carrots, Granny Smith apples, ginger and limes as well as elderflower liquer and vodka.

That way, some partiers say, you can eat your dinner through an alcoholic drink.

I seriously doubt these healthy drinks will come to Columbus, home of the scrambled dog.

Still, I wonder if cocktails could really become an extension of a health-conscious population. Do you think bartenders should keep their eyes on things like cutting calories? Or, will drinking always be one of those things -- like fast-food dining -- where calories don't matter?

that's a wrap

Check out this article about cool Japanese condoms. Love Cannon makes Trojan Man seem kinda weak.

read and reap

Congratulations! You just stumbled across a new feature on this blog.

Every now and then the paper gets review copies of books. Fortunately for me, many of these books are romance novels that we'll never actually write about. So now I have a significant stack of novels on my desk, just begging for their own blog feature.

Your wish is my command.

Now I'll be starting Read and Reap, a blog feature that will include a short excerpt from one of the books for your personal enjoyment.

So without further ado, here's a gem from "Try," a Western romance novel by Lily Burana:

"This is what girls check out on a rodeo guy: buckle, eyes, smile. Then the appraisal goes around back. Cowboy butt is the stuff of legend. J.W. did indeed have one of those Eighth Wonder asses, hard and muscled to almost equine perfection."

Hot.

THIS OR THAT Tuesday: Gabrielle Union

I still remember Ms. Union as the sassy cheerleader in Bring It On. I'll never forget how she wanted to give our pal Kirsten the 'ol 1-2 punch for trying to steal her squad's cheerleading moves. Gabrielle looks classically chic during her recent appearance on The Rachael Ray Show. She took my favorite summer accessory, the shirtdress, and topped it off with a chunky wooden bangle and fantastic lucite ring.

Gabrielle Union photo courtesy of Bryan Bedder/Getty

the monday moan

Watch out. I'm about to get all fantasy novel on your ass.

If you could date any of the Harry Potter characters, which one would it be and why?

Discuss. Now.

weekend recap

What a weird/interesting weekend. Between Friday and Saturday, I hit a total of seven nightlife venues, and came away with a whole bunch of insights. A sampling:

*My first venture into Plush, the new hip-hop club at 2955 Warm Springs Road, was relatively uneventful. Friday, my friends and I got there around 11:30 to avoid paying a cover charge, and there were maybe a dozen people in the entire place. It could have been the timing, though, as the bouncer promised us there would be a full house by 12:30 a.m. We were impatient, however. So I'm not passing judgment yet, although I seriously question whether the club's upscale vibe (there's a $20 cover at times) is fit for Columbus. Someone recently told me it costs $50 to park right next to the club, and there's a jacuzzi inside that hosts $500 VIP parties. Remember, this is a club that sits next to rich-and-famous landmarks like Burger King.

*Another place that was kinda dead? EndZone Sports Bar & Grill, which is right next to the Johnston Mill Lofts in Bibb City. There's a great ambiance, as the bar is inside an actual gym. And there's food. The only missing element? People. The club isn't having its official grand opening until Aug. 4, so I'll keep you posted.

*Last night I got into a relatively interesting discussion about all the "secret" gay clubs in town, including a new one on the south side of town that's reportedly slated to open Aug. 4. I'll follow up on this more in a future post.

*I saw at least three fights happen downtown. Among those was a girl who took off her shoes and threatened to beat up a bouncer at Oxygen. She lost.

*Finally, I continue to be amazed at how aggressive some guys are in trying to pick up women downtown, and I don't really understand why. In situations when a woman clearly isn't interested, why does the guy stick around?

Is he dense? Is the girl not being obvious enough? Is he sticking around out of perseverance?

shoe love is true love?

Just days after a spirited features department discussion about the ugliness of Crocs, I came across this article, "The Croc Epidemic: How a Heinous Synthetic Shoe Conquered the World."

The article notes that Crocs represent a gigantic rebellion against all that is normal in the fashion industry. They thrive under a basic premise that comfort outweighs ugliness, even though most podiatrists agree the shoes only provide moderate support.

By 2006, the company was earning more than $200 million a year from sales in 40 countries, the article notes.

I still don't get it.

I'm more in line with this blog, which is "dedicated (to) the elimination of Crocs and those that think that their excuses for wearing them are viable."

In addition to poking fun at Croc testimonials, it describes various ways to destroy the shoes, and gives stories about things like breaking up with your girlfriend because she bought a pair.

Basically I really hate Crocs. I think you should only bust them out while gardening, if at all. Sometimes, when it comes to fashion, you don't necessarily have to wear the MOST comfortable thing. If that was the case, I'd wear my velour tracksuit to work every day.

Recently, I checked out a friend's wedding pics online, only to learn that she wore flip-flops during the entire reception. So now, she has a whole bunch of photos -- including her first dance, the bouquet toss and the garter removal -- in which she's wearing a $1,000+ gown. And flip-flops. That look like they came from Wal-Mart.

To me, this is fashionably unacceptable.

Granted, I shop with a journalist's salary, but I've always dressed under the assumption that beauty hurts.

Maybe that's now an archaic idea.

Do Crocs represent a major step in comfort or evidence of the erosion of the fashion industry?

Monday Madness: Jessica Biel

Jessica looks fantastic in this frilly number from Giambattista Valli for her premier of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. I love how she updated the vintage-looking dress with gold hoop earrings and and a ring from Tom Binns.

Jessica Biel photo courtesy of Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic

Sunday Special: C What I C

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Frantic Friday: Oops, I forgot!

Well, I didn't really forget but life got in the way today. Please check back Monday for your regular jewelry updates. In the meantime, feel free to visit my website to buy most of the jewelry you see featured.

See ya Monday!

what's going on this weekend?

If you missed downtown's recent luau, Friday offers another opportunity to show off your coconut bra and grass skirt. Broad Street Blues (913 Broad St., Phenix City) will host an island party featuring a performance by house band Peggy Jenkins and the Rhythm Roosters. The $5 show starts at 9:30 p.m. Call 334-297-3200.

Saturday, the band takes the stage again at the blues club. Same time, same place, same cover.
Other weekend highlights include a Friday performance by the local rockers from The Cove, who are joined at Soho Bar & Grill (5751 Milgen Road) by Sacred Hollow. The show starts at 10 p.m. Call 706-568-3316.

Saturday, get slimy when the guys from rock band The Fiddleworms take the stage at The Loft (1032 Broadway). The show starts at 9:30 p.m. and will also feature Four Way Free. It's $5. Call 706-596-8141.

Need to spice up your nightlife routine? Check out one of Columbus' recently opened venues. Standouts include R&B clubs After 5 (3709 Gentian Blvd.) and Plush (2955 Warm Springs Road). You can also visit EndZone Sports Bar & Grill. It's at 3201 First Ave., near the Johnston Mill Lofts in Bibb City.

retail therapy

TGIF.

If you're bored at work and already sculpting your weekend plans, consider a trip to the new women's fashion retailer in town, maurices (5550 Whittlesey Road).

I went Thursday night for a special sneak peek and I was pretty impressed. Expect the usual mix of sundresses and cute tops, plus some pretty cool accessories and getups that are work-friendly. Prices are relatively affordable...most dresses are about $40. Necklaces are about $14.

All in all, I was impressed...mainly happy just to see the local fashion scene expand a bit. It's kind of annoying when there's only like three good stores in town and you can't buy something new without worrying you're going to see 2,571 people downtown with the same outfit on.

Anyway, hours for maurices are 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 1-6 p.m. Sunday.

Deal of the week (Thursday): Katherine Heigl

You all may know Katherine from her stint on Grey's Anatomy but I remember Ms. Heigl from her starring roll on the WB's Roswell. She looks fantastic on the red carpet in her Anna Sui gown and sparkling jewels. Lucite is a HUGE trend for the summer and her earrings would look great with almost any outfit. Her ring is one of my favorites and would transition easily into fall.

Katherine Heigl photo courtesy of Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage

what's going on tonight?

First, a bit of advice.

Opt for Fourthmeal, the meal between dinner and breakfast, tonight. In preparation, you can read my column all about late-night eateries. Be sure to check out the crafty caption under the photo, courtesy of the brilliant Chris Johnson. It's pretty much the talk of the town.

Back to tonight's happenings...

Macon-based rock act Caleb Grimes and the Celebrities takes the stage at Scruffy Murphy's (1037 Broadway). Frontman Grimes is a singer/songwriter who was born in Memphis, and moved often with his preacher father as a child. The traveling lifestyle inspired him to take up music. He and his band now cite influences like Weezer, Bush and Radiohead. The show starts at 10 p.m. and cover is $5. Call 706-322-3460.

Rock fans can also head over to Soho Bar & Grill (5751 Milgen Road), where Leslie will play. Hailing from Charleston, S.C., members of the rock and blues band name influences ranging from Oasis to Neil Young. The $5 show kicks off at 10 p.m. Call 706-568-3316.

Or, head to Phenix City and party at Broad Street Blues (913 Broad St.). Beginning at 9 p.m., blues singer Peggy Jenkins will perform, accompanied by musicians Larry Rose, Phillip Quinn, Eddie Robinson and Roy Zito. It's $5. Call 334-297-3200.

Also, at 8 p.m. there's a free open mic night at Fountain City Coffee (1007 Broadway). Call 706-494-6659.

what's under there?

Hopefully, I just made you say underwear.

Even if I didn't, consider this fun fact courtesy of a medieval historian:

In the 13th century, more people moved to urban cities. Because of that, the use of underwear increased, since developing cities frowned upon the peasant tendency to wear nothing under a smock. With an increase in underwear came an increase in rags made out of worn-down underwear.

And, with an increase in rags came an expanded supply of material used by papermakers to make books.

With more material came more books. More books brought more literacy.

So thank your underwear for furthering Western culture.

Just don't do it out loud.

don't judge a book...

Hope everyone's having a great day.

And if not, your spirits might brighten with this news -- you can safely erase all images of your mousy second-grade librarian. Apparently librarians are hot now, at least according to this article.

It talks about how more and more cool young people are studying library science, especially since the field has become less about books and more about connecting people with information, music and movies.

Many librarians now must become proficient in social networking Web sites like Facebook and MySpace, the article notes.

The coolest part? The median salary for librarians was about $51,000 in 2006. Hot.

It's all actually pretty interesting, even if you're not into books or Dewey Decimals.

And yes, any fantasies involving tied-back hair and glasses will remain fully intact.

Score!

junk in the trunk?

Happy Hump Day!

Speaking of humping...today I came across this entertaining article, "Why I Love Getting to Grips With a Fat Man." Its female author writes all about why she loves fat guys, including the one with whom she is currently sleeping. She claims fat guys are funnier, more genuine, better cuddlers and better in bed.

"There is something comforting about being with a man who has heavier thighs than I do, considerable love handles and breasts only marginally smaller than mine," she writes.

Hmmm.

Anyway, the piece seems to have attracted considerable attention online, from both fans and critics. While some people praise the author for loving her man for the way he is, others question her stance...saying she's embracing unhealthy behavior.

"Loving him does not mean you have to embrace unhealthy behavior and attitudes, including the slow suicide of overeating and underexercising," one critic writes.

I think it's funny that the article -- maybe initially designed as a humorous relationship piece -- really draws on some serious social issues.

When I've dated guys who have wanted to diet, I've always discouraged them from doing so, telling them I love their body the way it is.

Granted, none of them were obese...but still, where do you draw the line between accepting somebody for who they are and encouraging unhealthy behavior?

Have you ever had to tell a partner he or she needs to lose weight? If so, how did it turn out?

Wild Card Wednesday: Fergie

I had to take a break from jewelry blogging, to address this outfit real quick. Fergie, my love, what the hell where you thinkin'? I mean seriously! As a fashion stylist, I consider it my civic duty to save you from yourself. You are hear by ordered to step away from your closet. We all see that you are totally incapable of making fashionable decisions. What you should have done was ditch the super short shorts, those Spice Girl boots, and that dreadful hat. If you would have paired the vest with a crisp white blouse, dark slacks/denim, and some slammin' flats then you could have saved yourself a lifetime of embarrassment. I'll allow you to keep those sunglasses but that purse has go to GO! You know what....NO...the sunglasses have to go too! Baby girl please call ME so that we can do a makeover. To redeem yourself, here's what I recommend...

vest, blouse, pants, shoes, bangles, necklace

Now back to the regular jewelry blogging already in progress...

THIS OR THAT Tuesday: Cameron Diaz

Today I had to switch it up and give you a little bit of THIS and little bit of THAT. I typically don't feature entire looks but today a bit of inspiration hit. Cameron sports a fun, floral mini shirtdress and bejeweled thongs as she leaves Georges Salon in Beverly Hills. Since I’m a jewelry diva, I love how she pulled her look together with gold bangles and hoop earrings.

a fact of life?

Is anyone faithful anymore?

That's the question asked in this new book by American author Pamela Druckerman, "Lust in Translation: The Rules of Infidelity from Tokyo to Tennessee."

In it, Drukerman examines various attitudes toward cheating, including cultures who view infidelity not as the be all/end all of a relationship, but rather as an insignificant, meaningless fact of life.

In Japan, for example, men praise their wives to their girlfriends, allegedly making an affair a form of flattery rather than betrayal.

Right.

Anyway, the book also suggests infidelity's role as "bad" in the U.S. is driven largely by an industry -- like therapists and counselors -- that gets paid to uphold the idea that cheating destroys a marriage.

So...IS anyone faithful anymore? And more importantly, does your understanding/tolerance of indefidelity differ from, say, your mother's?

Monday Madness: Sienna Miller

Hi-Ho-Silver! Check out Sienna Miller in her sky-high Louboutins at the Pepe Jeans fashion show in Barcelona. Although I'm not a fan of her heels, I'm totally diggin' those shimmery bangles. Did you guys know that Sienna has fashion label called Twenty8Twelve which is backed by Pepe Jeans (which explains her recent appearance)?

Sienna Miller photo courtsey of Splash

wizards are hot

I've never seen any of the Harry Potter films, or read any of the books, but this new pic of Daniel Radcliffe sure makes me want to practice a little black (leather) magic of my own.

Are you with me?

the monday moan

Today I'm trying to turn a regular post idea into a thought-provoking question.

This weekend I started reading a fascinating book called "Singled Out: How Singles are Stereotyped, Stigmatized, and Ignored, and Still Live." It's all about the social disparities between married people and single people -- including increased tax burdens, decreased social security benefits and an implication of loneliness.

Relax...this isn't going to get all complicated. But the book did get me thinking about the dynamics of being single, and the way in which your relationship status can impact other aspects of your life.

Which brings me to today's question.

Would you rather be criticized for being single, or being in a bad relationship? Have you ever stayed in a relationship longer than necessary just because you feared your partner couldn't stand to be alone?

Discuss. Now.

getting pinned

Saturday night, after unloading my family in Atlanta, I hit the local bowling alley with some friends. I hadn't been bowling in ages -- read: six months -- and I was surprised by how much fun I had. You'll read all about it in this week's bar profile.

What won't make it into the bar profile? The fact that there was a serious fight inside just minutes before we started our game. People cleared out instantly...my friend Holly mistook it for a fire drill.

Oh, and we were also approached by a stickler who (very rudely) criticized us for not adhering to the game's intricate rules...namely the fact that you're not supposed to bowl at the same time as someone else. OK, for all future Saturday night bowlers who plan to be that stringent about the rules, I have three words for you -- join a league.

Hope everyone is surviving Monday. And if you're not, take pride in this research that suggests the herpes virus could kill cancer.

One in five Americans, bitches.

Happy Anniversary to ME!

A year ago today, I started blogging simply as a way to share my love of jewelry with the world. Today, my blog has grown by leaps and bounds due to my hard work and dedicated readers. My goals for this next year are to get my blog ranked 7 on google (any suggestions?), add some contributing writers (contact me if you're interested), exchange links with more established blogs (YBF, etc), become a blogger for hire (why not get paid for what you love doing?), and get some press (i.e. I'd love a write up in a mainstream fashion publication) for my blog. Join ME as I celebrate this great milestone and welcome the many blessings to come.

P.S.
Thank you so much for believing in my talent and making Margarite Elaine a daily stop on your destination of life. Without you, I'd simply be talking to myself :) so thanks for lending a kind ear.

Frantic Friday: Rihanna

Rihanna looks sleek and slender in her Herve Leger gown at the BET Awards in LA. The songbird accessorized her look with a fun necklace and bold ring. I am totally in love with her curly locks and fab earrings. If anyone knows who designed her earrings, please drop ME a line.

Rihanna photo courtesy of Lionel Hahn/Abaca

what's going on this weekend?

Columbus-area partiers looking to beat this weekend's heat with a cool drink and a sweaty dance floor are in luck. In downtown and beyond, nightlife festivities are in full force. Here's some of the standouts:

Friday, go downtown for the First Friday Bar Crawl. For one cover charge (usually between $7 and $10), you can get into the majority of downtown party spots. The party usually starts around 11 p.m.

Or, if you want a change in scenery Friday, drive to Valley, Ala. Local party band Autumn Haze will perform at Osanippa Creek Lodge (14000 Lee Road 379). The $5 show starts at 10 p.m. Call 334-756-5644.

Saturday, Atlanta-based cover band Lixx takes the stage at Scruffy Murphy's (1037 Broadway). Female members from the band sported Catholic schoolgirl uniforms and fishnets the last time they came to town. The $5 show starts at 10 p.m. Call 706-322-3460.

Unwind Sunday at the Columbus Jazz Society's Concert and Jam Session featuring the Courtney Jones Septet and Family. It's 6-9 p.m. in Liberty Theatre (821 Eighth Ave.). Tickets are $7. Call 706-653-7566.