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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Fergie to start family

Josh Duhamel wants to settle down with lover Fergie and have kids.

The 'Las Vegas' actor, who has been dating Fergie since 2004, revealed he is "jealous" of his friends who have children and hopes they can find time to start a family soon.

Josh said: "I've got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have children except for me - so I've got to get on the horse!

"I don't know when we will start. I feel a little bit jealous of my friends. But I'm taking my time. We'll do it when it's right. It's busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen."

The 34-year-old actor is also looking forward to getting Fergie pregnant so they can have "doggie-style" sex.

Josh, who plays an expectant father in 'Las Vegas', joked: "Playing a dad-to-be has been fun for me because you get a chance to learn what any sort of guy goes through when he's waiting to become a father.

"I've never been through that and it's sort of dawned on me what sort of things would probably happen. Maybe your lady would think you had stopped finding her sexually attractive when in fact, maybe you're just worried that you're going to hurt the baby. And then you realise you can't hurt the baby, you've just got to do it doggie style. No!"

Josh has also denied rumours he has proposed to Fergie, telling America's OK! magazine: "What wedding plans? I'm not engaged. Why does everyone think I'm engaged? Wouldn't she be wearing a ring?"

by BANG Showbiz
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Tom Cruise's equal love

Tom Cruise doesn't treat his biological daughter any differently to his adopted children.

The 'Lions for Lambs' actor has an 18-month-old biological daughter, Suri, with his wife Katie Holmes, and two adopted children - 14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor with ex-wife Nicole Kidman - but insists he loves them all equally.

Tom told Hello! magazine: "I wanted to be a father all my life. Truly, it makes no difference to me between my adopted children and Suri. I've never separated them in my thoughts - I just don't feel that way about it."

Tom also revealed he is determined to ensure Suri travels all over the world, because he wants the toddler to understand and respect different cultures.

He said: "I like to encourage my kids to be open to other people, and other ways of life, and to be curious about them. That's why we like to travel as a family. I always say to my children how important it is to try and look at things from someone else's point of view, and that's what travel does for you.

"We can look at other people, see what we have in common with them, and celebrate our differences from them."

by BANG Showbiz
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Cindy Crawford sparks fur fury

Cindy Crawford has angered PETA by appearing on the cover of Russian Vogue wearing a fur coat.

The 41-year-old model - who infuriated the animal rights group in 2004 when she agreed to be a spokesperson for their anti-fur campaign before modelling for exclusive mink clothing rangeBlackglama - has sparked further controversy by gracing the cover of the well-respected fashion magazine sporting fur.

One livid PETA member said: "What a wretched and sad excuse for a human being. I think she's an ugly person and a washed-up, withered, mole-faced hag whose career was over 10 years ago.

"Go away Cindy, no one cares about you anymore. People who wear fur are just disgusting and vile."

Another added: "With that big furry mole on her face, you'd think she'd be more sensitive to the plight of animals. The lives of the animals she wears are like her relationships - short and painful."

PETA are no strangers to causing controversy.

Alicia Silverstone recently caused a stir when she posed naked to promote vegetarianism as part of PETA's goveg.com campaign.

by BANG Showbiz
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'Suicidal' Heather Mills

Heather Mills has felt "suicidal" and "persecuted" since her split from Sir Paul McCartney.

The former model, who is currently embroiled in a bitter divorce battle with the Beatles legend, claims she has been the victim of a media hate campaign, received death threats and has likened herself to the late Princess Diana.

Heather, who has a four-year-old daughter Beatrice with Paul, said tearfully: "They make up such lies. They've called me a whore, a golddigger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things, and I've stayed quiet for my daughter.

"We've had death threats, I've been close to suicide. I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, my daughter can be safe with her father.

"I'm so upset about this. I've had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years.

"I have been persecuted. What did the paparazzi do to Princess Diana? They chased her and they killed her."

Heather also shockingly compared her treatment to that of Kate McCann, whose four-year-old daughter Madeline disappeared in Portugal earlier this year sparking a worldwide search.

She said: "Look what they are doing to the McCanns, they have lost their daughter. What are we doing as a nation to persecute a woman that is devastated behind closed doors and trying to hold it together as I have for 18 months.

"They will go for me tomorrow and they will go, 'She's crazy and she's this and she's that.' "

Heather, who has reportedly rejected a £50 million divorce settlement from Paul, also denied she is trying to extract as much money as she can from the musician.

She added to UK TV show 'GMTV' today (31.10.07): "I am the one that is abused daily. I have protected Paul for this long and I am trying to protect him but I am being pushed to the edge.

"These figures are made up, £100 million, £50 million, £20 million. I am £1.5 million in debt in lawyers' fees.

"I could sell my story right now. When did I ask for anything?"

Heather - who split from Paul in May 2006 following a four-year marriage - claims living in the UK is like "living in a prison" and wishes she could move to the US.

Heather, 39, is planning to launch a campaign to change European law to force the media to treat her fairly.

She said: "I will fight back. I need to get everybody to petition that they don't want to be lied to any more by the press."

Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, also said she is tired of people making jokes about her prosthetic limb.

She fumed: "My sister was crying her eyes out because TV presenters are making awful jokes about me.

"I've got six amputee girls crying because they're getting bullied at school because people are joking about the loss of my limb."

by BANG Showbiz
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Robbie Williams' conmen friends

Robbie Williams has been "conned" out of £200,000 by two supposed friends.

The 'Angels' star - who moved to Los Angeles five years ago - loaned two pals money to set up a fashion label in New York but was furious to discover they spent the cash on partying instead.

A source said: "At best Robbie was being used, at worst he was being conned. These so-called friends have preyed on his hospitality and good nature."

Robbie, who formed US-based soccer team LA Vale FC in the hope of making new friends, has been urged to disband the team and ditch many of the hangers-on who are frequent visitors to his Beverly Hills mansion.

The source added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It was as if the penny had finally dropped and Robbie realised he was being taken for a ride. There was a screaming row between him and several people last weekend. He accused them all of taking advantage. He ordered them all out of his house and told them not to come back.

"But it was when he disbanded the team that everyone became convinced he meant business. It was very much his pride and joy."

Earlier this month, Robbie revealed he had formed the soccer team so he could feel part of a "gang".

He said: "I've always wanted to be a member of a gang, so I bought myself one. I've been fortunate because we've been together for quite a while now. There are no nails sticking out that need hammering down. They're all fond of me, and I'm fond of them.

"My house is quite big and a bit grand, but people like coming over to put their feet up and chill out, which is good for me."

Now Robbie's friends are worried he will return to the reclusive lifestyle he led before he set up the team.

A friend revealed: "He has come out of his shell since the team took off. But what started out as fun times have started to take their toll. He has become jaded by the whole situation."

One of Robbie's staff said: "He agreed to give the money but had a change of heart and that's what the row was about."

by BANG Showbiz
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Kate Moss' Pete gift

Kate Moss has given ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty royalty rights for the four songs she co-wrote for the latest Babyshambles album.

The supermodel - who split from frontman Pete in June after he allegedly cheated on her with a South African model - has writing credits on the tracks on'Shotters Nation' after the pair worked together during their turbulent romance.

However, multi-millionaire Kate has told Pete he can keep any money he makes from the songs.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Kate wants Pete to have the royalties. She was happy to have the writing credits on the album but it's not about the money for her.

"The music is Pete's thing. There is still a huge place in her heart for him and she is happy to see him doing better. She doesn't want to take money off him. And besides, he needs it more than her."

Kate is currently dating Kills singer Jamie Hince but friends predict she will rekindle her romance with Pete.

Last week, Pete - who recently completed a six-week stint in rehab for drug addiction - dumped fiancée Irina Lazareanu and told pals he wants Kate back.

In August, it was reported Kate - who has a five-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, from a previous relationship - had rekindled her romance with Pete after the pair spent five nights together at exclusive London hotel Claridge's.

by BANG Showbiz
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Amy Winehouse's US trouble

Amy Winehouse has been barred from the US because of her arrest earlier this month, revealed her dad Mitch.

The troubled singer and her husband Blake Fiedler-Civil were fined £350 after being found in possession of cannabis when they were in Norway earlier this month, and Amy'sfather is worried it will ruin his daughter's upcoming American tour.

He said: "Amy and Blake were told to sign a release form by Norwegian police - but it was actually a confession. She can't get into the US now because of that, even though it wasn't her cannabis anyway."

Taxi-driver Mitch also said 24-year-old Amy is still suffering from the eating disorder bulimia - the condition that saw her weight plummet from a curvy size 14 to a size 6.

He told Britain's 'This Morning' TV show: "The other problem is the bulimia which is still apparent, although she's put on about a 14lbs in weight but it's still affecting her health.

"She's eating, although the eating disorder hasn't been fully addressed. If you look at the photographs of her in August and see her now you will see a marked change for the better. But it's a change for the better, it isn't a cure."

Amy previously admitted she doesn't even notice when she is losing weight.

She said: "The papers and my friend always go on about how I lost weight, but I didn't even notice myself losing it."

by BANG Showbiz
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trick or treat?

OK, so I'm just about to get all immersed in the Halloween festivities. Don't forget...I'm posting pics tonight directly after leaving the bar crawl. If you see me, be sure to get in a photo. Please.

Also, just learned about a party tonight at Mellow Mushroom, 6100 Veterans Parkway. It's 11 p.m.-2:30 a.m., and there will be costume contests all night. Drink specials include $2 domestics, $3 draft and devilish shots and $4 mixed drinks.

Have fun!

Margarite Elaine loves Halloween

Which celeb costume is your fav? Cast your votes in the comments.
Happy Halloween!

so bad they're good

This site has what are supposedly the worst Halloween costumes of all time, although I have to admit some of them kind of turned me on. What's not to love about a "Small Wonder" getup? Does anyone else remember that show?

what's scarier than a ghost?

Um, maybe herpes.

Happy Halloween! If you're not scared already, read this article, which concludes that one in 10 men is enjoying multiple sex partners.

Maybe it's time to have the relationship talk instead of going trick or treating.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Celebrity Sighting: Alicia Keys

Alicia looks magnificant as she promotes her new album in Madrid. I'm totally diggin' the hair...fabu!



Alicia Keys photo courtesy of Celebutopia

my bad

Sorry for the lack of posts today. I was writing a riveting article about Halloween safety tips that will run on A1 Wednesday. Get excited.

Anyway, here are my best efforts to apologize:

*Read this article about preteen girls wearing slutty Halloween costumes. An excerpt: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." True or false?

*Here's some romance advice from a porn star: "The worst thing of all is bad breath. That alone is enough to ensure a guy won't get any sex."

*Finally, if all goes as planned, I'll post a track-by-track review of the new Britney Spears disc soon. OK, that may or may not be a good thing.

Monday, October 29, 2007

um...

Just came across this random article, "Thirteen terribly weird facts about women." Although the facts aren't really that weird. Or terrible.

A sampling:

"Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them."

Yeah.

eww



For those of you scrambling with last-minute Halloween plans, this site has photos of cool costumes and gross food, including the two party dishes featured above.

I hit the major local costume retailers Saturday, and there were still plenty of getups available. And you can always refer to my recent article about last-minute costume and party plans.

Monday Madness: Gwen Stefani

Got the Monday blues? Take a que from Gwen and turn that frown upside down. Gwen looks great during her recent performance at the Black Ball concert benefiting Keep a Child Alive. Navy is a big trend for fall and I expecially love her dress. One day, I too will be able to have Lanvin clothes given to ME for my red carpet appearances....


Gwen Stefani photo courtesy of Henry Lamb/BEImages

boo, bitches

Hope everyone had a great weekend.

Saturday, however, was just the beginning of the Halloween festivities. Submitted for your approval, here's a list of local parties. The same list will appear in the features section of Tuesday's paper.

*Tuesday, Muldoon's will host a party with costume contests and prizes. The local guys from Mindblender will take the stage at 7 p.m. Warning: Do not plan on getting there at midnight. I did this at Muldoon's last H-ween, and the entire place was empty. This year might be a different story, but I wouldn't take any chances.

And for Wednesday...

*There's a bar crawl downtown. Nine bars, one cover. We never publish the cover because it's usually not decided until the day of the event. Whatever. Anyway, this is where I'll be. Individually, most of the participating bars will have costume contests, including one with a $650 prize at Rumors.

*The Cannon Brewpub will have a party with drink specials and a performance by Whisky Bent, who takes the stage around 8:45 p.m.

*Cigar and martini bar Belloo's will also have Halloween drink specials.

*Beyond the downtown scene, the Shanty Shack will have door prizes and costume contests.

*Finally, Soho Bar & Grill has a huge party planned, featuring costume contests all night, as well as Halloween-themed drinks like The Brain Hemorrhage. All patrons will receive Halloween beads and leis. The M&M Band will perform beginning at 10 p.m.

Friday, October 26, 2007

more costume contests

OK...in addition to the Saturday night party at Soho, I just learned about these weekend costume contests:

*Friday, there's a costume contest at Suite 23, the bar that's an extension of the Mediterranean Cafe. It's at 5300 Sidney Simons Blvd. Call 706-320-9111.

*Saturday, there's a costume contest at Memory Lane, 1812 Midtown Drive. Call 706-569-1165.

*You can also head to Belloo's Saturday night, for both a costume contest and Halloween drink specials. The cigar and martini bar is at 900 Front Ave. Call 706-494-1584.

what's going on this weekend?

Don't forget that Soho Bar & Grill has its first Halloween shindig Saturday night. The Atlanta-based rockers from Blacksmithz and Tayl will perform and cover is $5.

Soho hosts its second Halloween party Wednesday.

Another suggestion? Check out The Asylum Haunted House, hosted by Columbus State University's Campus Nerds. It's 6 p.m.-midnight at Davidson Student Center at CSU, and admission is $5. There's one haunted house for kids and one for adults. Both are open Friday and Saturday.

The best part? All proceeds go to the next NerdaCon!

holla-ween, part 2

So I have to make a final decision on the Halloween costume by Saturday morning...kinda stressful, but I think I'll be OK.

Some words on Monday's trip to Night Moves...I found some costumes, but the place is already pretty picked through. Looking for a medium-size French maid or schoolgirl getup? You'll be fine. But if you want something out of the ordinary, shop soon or go somewhere else, because your opportunities are narrowing.

I really don't know what I'm going to be. Remember, my only requirement is fishnets, so I'm pretty flexible. I'll post pictures of the final decision Monday.

Also...I've been getting a lot of e-mails about local places to party on Halloween. We'll publish a complete nightclub list in Tuesday's paper, and I'll have that list on this blog Tuesday as well.

Here's what I know so far: Pretty much every bar is doing something for the holiday, and the most popular option will probably be the downtown bar crawl. Most bars are also having costume contests, the most talked-about of which is likely the $650 best-costume prize at Rumors.

Stay tuned to this blog, your No. 1 party planning site, for more details.

dirty & digital

Nearly one-quarter of American adults say the Internet could serve as a replacement for a significant other, according to the results of this survey.

Which, of course, makes for the inevitable deluge of lists outlining why computers are better than men. A sampling:

*You can visit a computer any time you like and it'll be up and ready for you.

*The average computer session lasts four hours.

*A computer doesn't compare you to its past users.

*A computer is big in all the right places.

*A computer won't get mad if you're slow to respond.

Read the full list here, or add your own reasons in the comments section.

free tacos!

No, that's not a euphemism. Get your mind out of the gutter.

From 2 to 5 p.m. Tuesday, Taco Bell will give every customer one free crunchy beef taco. It's because somebody stole a base during the World Series.

Get all the details here.

Mark your calendar and I'll see you there!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Trend on the Horizon: Rorschach Blots

Originally used in the '20s for psychological evaluations, these motifs are symmetrical patterns of bliss. These beauties are popping up everywhere from housewares to fashion. Come ride with ME as we uncover the secrets of this boldly, powerful graphic.

Proenza Schouler: Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear

Source: Style.com

KILIM TEE by lucy

Crisp screen print. Sleek design. Flattering fit.



Paul & Joe Ilona necklace

Gold. Bold. Tribal.

H FREDRIKSSON Square Neck Top in Olive/Charcoal

Sculptural. Unconventional. Intricate.

man tears

Crying men are taken more seriously than crying women, according to this article.

While that belief isn't surprising, it did get me thinking about man tears.

Ladies, to what extent -- if any -- do you tolerate/appreciate a man who's not afraid to cry? Does a guy who cries during movies bother you? What about a guy who cries while expressing strong feelings for you?

Discuss.

stiff competition


Durex is looking for condom testers, according to this article.

Interested? You just have to submit an essay explaining why you are best suited for the job.

Condom testers are expected to offer their input on a dozen condoms, some lube and a "vibrating ring," this article notes. One-thousand people will be selected for the job, and the application period closes Nov. 4.

Testers don't get paid, although one participant will get a $1,000 cash prize.

Some 4,000 people from the U.S. and Canada have already applied, and the company expects the number of applications to reach six figures.

Get your application here.

how it unfolded

So Thursday marked my first attempt to play in a poker tournament.

I told everyone I would play in the ladies-only tournament at Rumors and it was basically one of those things you say while in the back of your mind you're hoping everyone will forget about it, the event will be canceled or you'll become deathly ill.

Too bad none of those things happened.

So I walked into the bar INSANELY nervous, largely because my prior poker experience consisted of an hour-long tutorial in Las Vegas and one hour of online playing.

I'll cut to the chase now -- I didn't win. These are the reasons why:

1. One of the things I forgot to study? The values of each colored chip. So half of the time I didn't raise the bets because I didn't know how much I'd be raising. Oops.

2. The game moved a lot faster than the hands-on tutorial AND the online game. Imagine that.

3. Finally, my biggest weakness was the fact that I was WAY too cautious in my playing. Which in part goes back to the fact that I had no idea how much each chip was worth.

A very intimidating experience that culminated in a lot of people giving me the concilatory, "As long as you had fun, that's all that matters." And that comment alone is enough to make an event significantly less fun.

That said, I think I'm going to play again. For real.

It's kind of like having a crush on a married guy -- the more difficult it is, the more tempting it is to pursue.

So watch out, ladies. I'll be back. And it's gonna be everything but fun.

picawesome

Just found out Picasso Pizza, 1020 Broadway, is now open for lunch Monday through Friday starting at 11 a.m.

Went there today and got the $5.50 lunch special, which includes a drink, soup or salad and a single-topping slice of pizza.

Naturally, I picked the best topping ever...mushrooms. Mmm.

See you there, bitches!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

hold 'em

Don't forget about the ladies-only poker tournament tonight, Wednesday, at Rumors. The action starts at 7:30 p.m. and there's no buy-in. Guys can play in a separate tournament upstairs at the same time.

Good luck!

Simon Cowell won't marry

Simon Cowell will never marry his girlfriend Terri Seymour, says former love Sinitta.

Sinitta - who was signed as a recording artist by Simon at the age of 14 and dated him in the 80s - can't imagine the outspoken star ever tying the knot and claims Simon has told her he isn't willing to wed Terri.

She told Britain's New magazine: "Simon said he never wants to get married - he actually told me that."

Simon - who has been dating TV presenter Terri for almost five years - previously labelled marriage as "a ridiculous contract".

The 48-year-old music mogul said: "Marriage is the most ridiculous contract in the world. It's just crazy. Without any legal advice you sign this binding contract and you are not sure where you are going to be in 10 years' time.

"Marriage is not for me. It just feels really out of date. When you've worked hard for your money, you've got to look after yourself."

In July 2006, British model Jasmine Lennard, 21, was seen leaving Simon's house after reportedly spending the night with him while Terri was away.

Both Simon and Jasmine denied they were ever romantically linked.

Simon's fellow 'American Idol' judge Paula Abdul has also previously spoken out about his inability to settle down.

She joked: "Simon is an egomaniac. He's the only man I know who screams his own name when having sex. And his idea of foreplay is staring at himself in the mirror."

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

America Ferrera's Alba astonishment

America Ferrera can't believe super-slim actresses like Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba are labelled "curvy".

The 'Ugly Betty' star insists she is more deserving of praise for her genuinely shapely figure than the two slender screen beauties.

She said: "There's just way too much attention placed on the way we look. I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on - they're not curvy. I'm curvy!

"I've been really lucky. Playing Betty has prepared me to be exactly who I am and not to change.

"What is normal now? Is it normal to be size zero? Starving yourself is not beautiful."

The 23-year-old actress loves the fact that playing the dowdy-looking Betty means she doesn't have to constantly worry about her appearance.

She added: "If I've gained a pound or lost a pound, or have food in my teeth, it all works for the show!"

Ferrera admits she does occasionally obsess over her appearance, but loves food to go on a diet to lose weight.

She told Britain's Star magazine: "There are times when I go to the gym and really try, and there are times when I just don't.

"Even if I wanted to be anorexic, I just don't have what it takes. After four hours of being anorexic, I'd be like, 'It has been four whole hours. Feed me!' "

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America Ferrera's Alba astonishment

America Ferrera can't believe super-slim actresses like Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba are labelled "curvy".

The 'Ugly Betty' star insists she is more deserving of praise for her genuinely shapely figure than the two slender screen beauties.

She said: "There's just way too much attention placed on the way we look. I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on - they're not curvy. I'm curvy!

"I've been really lucky. Playing Betty has prepared me to be exactly who I am and not to change.

"What is normal now? Is it normal to be size zero? Starving yourself is not beautiful."

The 23-year-old actress loves the fact that playing the dowdy-looking Betty means she doesn't have to constantly worry about her appearance.

She added: "If I've gained a pound or lost a pound, or have food in my teeth, it all works for the show!"

Ferrera admits she does occasionally obsess over her appearance, but loves food to go on a diet to lose weight.

She told Britain's Star magazine: "There are times when I go to the gym and really try, and there are times when I just don't.

"Even if I wanted to be anorexic, I just don't have what it takes. After four hours of being anorexic, I'd be like, 'It has been four whole hours. Feed me!' "

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Pink's open marriage

Pink is heading for divorce after regretting her decision to have an open marriage, it has been claimed.

The 'Stupid Girls' singer - who has been plagued by rumours her marriage to motocross star Carey Hart is on the rocks - is said to be tired of her husband's dalliances with other women.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Divorce is just around the corner. Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!"

Pink allegedly agreed that Carey could "play away from home" while she is on tour, but the 28-year-old singer is now getting broody and wants to start a family.

She was reportedly overheard telling friends at Hollywood restaurant Eleven that she wanted time apart from Carey after just 21 months of marriage.

A source said: "She told them, 'We're just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started.' "

When asked about their marriage last month, Carey, 32, said "everything's fine".

A representative for Pink, 28, said rumours the couple are splitting up were "complete bulls**t."

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Amy Winehouse's hellraising pledge

Amy Winehouse has vowed to carry on drinking.

The 'Rehab' singer - who was hospitalised in August after a drugs overdose - insists life is "too short" for her to amend her hellraising ways.

She said: "Life's short - just do it. I've made a lot of mistakes.

"I always say I don't regret things and I don't say sorry, but I do really. I believe strongly in fate. I believe that everything happens for a reason."

The troubled 24-year-old singer - who was arrested last week for possession of cannabis in Norway - admits she drinks to overcome her insecurities.

Amy - who is famed for her beehive hairstyle - reveals on her new DVD documentary 'I Told You I Was Trouble': "I'm quite an insecure person. I'm very insecure about the way I look. I mean, I'm a musician I'm not a model. The more insecure I feel, the more I drink.

"And to Tracey Trash, who does my hair, I'd be like, 'Bigger! Bigger!' - like the more insecure I feel, the bigger my hair has to be."

Amy - whose marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is said to be on the rocks - admits she was out of control when she overdosed on a mix of heroin, ketamine, cocaine and ecstasy in the summer.

She revealed: "I was just doing one destructive thing after the other. I was quite self-destructive."

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Tom Cruise wows London fans

Tom Cruise delighted fans at the world premiere of new movie 'Lions for Lambs' with a two-hour walkabout last night (22.10.07).

Cruise arrived in London's Leicester Square hours ahead of the screening to spend time with his adoring fans, happily posing for photographs and signingcountless autographs.

However, his co-star Robert Redford disappointed the crowd, who braved freezing temperatures, by shunning the red carpet and entering the cinema via the backdoor.

One fan of the 'Horse Whisperer' actor told BANG Showbiz: "It was so disappointing of Robert Redford to sneak in through the backdoor and leave us all waiting in the cold. It was wrong of him."

One elated Cruise fan said: "Tom was lovely. He signed everything, posed for photos with everyone, he was wonderful. There were some American fans over and he chatted to them about sport. He couldn't have been more charming."

Cruise, 45, was due to fly to Rome to join wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri after the premiere.

'Lions for Lambs', which also stars Meryl Streep, is a political drama about the war in Afghanistan.

The London world premiere was in conjunction with The Times BFI 51st London Film Festival which runs until the end of October.

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Tom Cruise wows London fans

Tom Cruise delighted fans at the world premiere of new movie 'Lions for Lambs' with a two-hour walkabout last night (22.10.07).

Cruise arrived in London's Leicester Square hours ahead of the screening to spend time with his adoring fans, happily posing for photographs and signingcountless autographs.

However, his co-star Robert Redford disappointed the crowd, who braved freezing temperatures, by shunning the red carpet and entering the cinema via the backdoor.

One fan of the 'Horse Whisperer' actor told BANG Showbiz: "It was so disappointing of Robert Redford to sneak in through the backdoor and leave us all waiting in the cold. It was wrong of him."

One elated Cruise fan said: "Tom was lovely. He signed everything, posed for photos with everyone, he was wonderful. There were some American fans over and he chatted to them about sport. He couldn't have been more charming."

Cruise, 45, was due to fly to Rome to join wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri after the premiere.

'Lions for Lambs', which also stars Meryl Streep, is a political drama about the war in Afghanistan.

The London world premiere was in conjunction with The Times BFI 51st London Film Festival which runs until the end of October.

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Vince Vaughn's Ugly romance

Vince Vaughn is reportedly dating 'Ugly Betty' star Vanessa Williams.

'The Break-Up' star - who has been single since splitting from Jennifer Aniston last December - is enjoying a secret romance with the TV beauty.

A source said: "Vince and Vanessa have been spotted sneaking around Los Angeles together. It's early days but they really like each other and are determined to make it last."

Former Miss America Vanessa split from ex-husband Rick Fox - who played her security guard in 'Ugly Betty' - in 2004.

Vanessa, 44, blamed the end of the relationship on the constant scrutiny of the media and is desperate to make sure her romance with Vince, 37, does not go the same way.

The source added: "Vanessa is really trying to keep this a secret. She feels that the press helped ruin her relationship with Rick, so she's trying to keep what she has with Vince private."

askmen.com

Kylie Minogue's tour war

Kylie Minogue is at war with doctors over plans for a mammoth world tour to celebrate her 40th birthday next year.

The '2 Hearts' singer - who was forced to postpone her 'Showgirl' tour when she was diagnosed with breast cancer in May 2005 - has been warned by specialists such a gruelling schedule could have detrimental effects on her health.

A source said: "Kylie is determined to do this tour. She was upset that she had to pull out of the last one - the 'Showgirl' tour - when she received her cancer diagnosis.

"If it was up to her, she'd do an endless string of dates but doctors say she needs to make herself priority and takes more time to relax."

Kylie - who was given the all-clear from breast cancer in early 2006 after having a partial mastectomy and a course of chemotherapy - is finding it difficult to accept she can no longer put her body under such duress.

The source added to Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "The doctors don't think travelling so much to perform each night is a good idea. Knowing Kylie, she will want to push herself. But she just can't as much as she used to."

The diminutive star has teamed up with good friend and designer William Baker to ensure her concerts - which will kick off just days after she reaches the milestone age on May 28 - are as spectacular as possible.

William said: "I am so busy. I'm heading back into the studio with Kylie in February to start training for the tour we want to do in June.

"It's going to be fabulous. I have a couple of ideas but they need a bit of work. It takes ages to pull it all together so we want to take out time on it."

askmen.com

Is Hayden a Genius?


Well, she's definitely my hero. Hayden looks casually cute as she exits Koi in LA with mom, Lesley. I'm all about shameless self-promotion and her t-shirt hits the nail right on the head. You can pick yours up at Local Celebrity.


Photo Source: Clayton/Bauer-Griffin

not just hot weather


Miami has the hottest people nationally, according to this list.

Sponsored by Travel & Leisure magazine, it lists the 25 cities with the hottest people. I'd say the biggest surprise was Charleston, which ranked No. 3...right behind San Diego.

Obviously, the list includes all the big-name places -- Los Angeles (#6), San Francisco (#7), New York (#9), Chicago (#11) and Boston (#16).

Atlanta, by the way, was No. 19.

Do you think Columbus could crack the top 100?

go ducks!


Happy Tuesday!

I'll update you on my search for the perfect Halloween costume soon, but I wanted to start the day with the exciting news that Joshua Jackson -- aka: Pacey from "Dawson's Creek -- is returning to TV.

He'll play a doctor on "Grey's Anatomy," according to this article.

It's his first TV role since "Dawson's Creek," so you might have forgotten all about good old Joshua Jackson, also popularly recognized as Charlie from "The Mighty Ducks."

So here's some good J.J. trivia, courtesy of Wikipedia:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal was considered for the role he ultimately won in "The Mighty Ducks."

2. J.J. was also considered for a role as Batman in "Batman Begins"

3. He was arrested in 2002 and charged with assaulting a security guard at a hockey game. He posted bail, entered an alcohol education program, paid a fine and did some community service.

4. He's dated actresses like Katie Holmes and Julia Stiles. He's now attached to Diane Kruger.

5. He's 29 years old.

There you go!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Monday Madness: Penelope Cruz

Sung to: "Yankee Doodle"

Orange is the color of
So many things we see.
Would you like to see a dress from Penelope?
Orange dress in Tokyo, Samantha Thavasa handbags, & all white accessories if you please.
ME has Cruz'd the net to bring Penelope's outfit your way.
Orange you glad you stumbled upon my blog today?



monday moan: holla-ween edition

Halloween costumes.

Where do I begin?

Last year I had an awesome outfit that included shoes with some special beads -- not pearls, if you know what I mean -- in the heels. Hot. The worst part, though, was that when I was leaving a party at Scruffy Murphy's I (soberly) surrendered my giant fairy wings to a girl in desperate need of a costume.

And then they were gone. Forever. No good deed goes unpunished, I guess.

Anyway, this evening I'm heading out to stripper supply shop/costume store Night Moves for an upcoming column about adult Halloween costumes. Basically I'm also going to use the assignment as an excuse to start brainstorming my own costume, too.

Really, my only requirement is that it includes fishnets.

That said, here's my question for this week:

What's the coolest female Halloween costume you've ever seen? And what's your advice for partiers who want to escape the deluge of Paris-in-jail getups this year?

Discuss. Now.

bam, kitty!


Just when you vowed to never describe a piece of weaponry as "soooo cute," they make this real-life Hello Kitty assault rifle. Get the full details -- including the $1072.95 price tag -- here.

weekend recap

Happy Monday!

My weekend time on the nightlife scene was limited, seeing as I was celebrating back-to-back birthdays. Still, I made it downtown Saturday, and unexpectedly ended up spending the entire night at Rumors.

I like this bar. They've obviously gone through a transition since being formerly known as Savana's...it's been kind of a progression from rock bands and martinis to Bud Lights and Soulja Boy. Not necessarily a bad thing, though.

That said...somebody approached me Saturday and told me Rumors has been having a hard time because so many people mistake it for a gay bar. Um, I guess I can see that. Still...

Overall, I had a great time there, except for the fact that as I was closing out my tab, some random guy felt compelled to obsessively start touching my hair. This is very common, and I really don't know why. Personally, I think my hair is just frizzy and disgusting. Even so, on one of my first weeks here, some guy came up to me and said, "I really like your hair. I can imagine holding on to it while having sex with you."

The saddest part is that I've heard that same line twice since then. Gross.

Anyway, long story short about the hair-touching guy at Rumors, one of the bar workers noticed and quickly put an end to it...even though I wasn't in any kind of harm. Cheers to that.

Want to learn more about Rumors? Wednesday, it's the ladies-only poker tournament. First prize is $200. It starts at 7:30 p.m. and guys play upstairs at the same time. I'll be there, too, if that's any incentive. Read more here.

Friday, October 19, 2007

what's going on this weekend?

OK, party people...get ready for a busy weekend!

Tonight, it's the Uptown Concert Series on the 1100 block of Broadway. The free show is 7-10 p.m. and features Peggy Jenkins and the Rhythm Roosters, Precious Bryant and Kyle Shiver.

Want to shy away from the downtown scene Friday? Hit up Soho Bar and Grill. One of the bands playing is called Swampdawamp. Read about them here, or simply delight in saying their name over and over.

As far as Saturday goes...

Blame it on my immersion in "Star Wars." Or not. Either way, I'm actually going to encourage you guys to attend the local Sci-Fi Con at the Coca-Cola Space Science Center. Three words: Buffy, lasers, roleplaying. And a fashion show. Count me in! Get the details here.

Something else exciting...

This weekend also marks the fourth annual local pirate fest. Pirates of the Chattahoochee is Saturday and Sunday at the National Civil War Naval Museum. For $6.50 -- $5 if you're dressed as a pirate -- you can get your buried-treasure booty on. See the weekend's schedule here.

And finally, for all you alcoholics...

There's an Oktoberfest bar crawl downtown Saturday night. You know the drill...one cover for nine bars. That is, assuming the bars included on the posters decide to participate. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Anyway, this is probably going to be one of the most random bar crawls yet. Just imagine celebrating a German holiday at Irish pub Scruffy Murphy's or better yet, at Knockin' Boots, which recently became an all-country bar. The doors at Knockin' Boots now open at 8 p.m. and shows start at 9:30 p.m.

Have a great weekend and be safe!

where's my stuff?

Happy Friday!

A New York guy is suing his ex-fiance because she won't return a $48,000 engagement ring, according to this article.

So here's a question for you to ponder as you're counting down the hours until the weekend:

What stuff, if anything, are you obligated to return when a relationship ends? Does who ends the relationship have any bearing on your answer?

Discuss. Now.

Styling Tip: Blanket Wraps

Calypso: Virginia Coat


What are blanket wraps?

A voluminous and cozy alternate to sweater coats. They are the perfect accessory in between seasons; when it's chilly out but not exactly cold. A slender belt will keep them closed but still maintain their streamlined shape.

How do I wear them?

Think light thin layers. Try a thin scoop neck sweater or tee paired with a nice merino wool scarf.

But I'm cold all the time! Will blanket wraps really provide the warmth I need?

Absolutely! To get the warmth you desire, try selecting heavier fabrics like cashmere or wool. You could also add a long sleeve sweater for an extra layer of warmth.

Where can get my hands on these beauties?

Most of your favorite retailers (i.e. Macy's, Nordstrom) will have them in stock this fall. I've also highlighted some of my favorites below.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

what's going on tonight?

So the Thursday night music list contains all of one item. Blacklist Analog, a local band with 65 MySpace friends, is playing at Soho Bar & Grill. That alone might not wet your appetite, but you might get your but off the couch after learning some fun facts about them. Such as:

1. Their lead vocalist likes to be called Tokyo.

2. The band was officially formed over a scrambled dog and chili cheese fries at Dinglewood Pharmacy.

3. Listen to their stuff here.

Still reluctant to party it up with Tokyo? Consider these options:

*Open mic night starts for a fall season at Rhino's, 1239 Broadway. It's 11 p.m.-1 a.m. every Thursday. Open to guests 21 and older, the event is designed for poets, artists and musicians. Interested acts should sign up at the bar at 9 p.m. Call 706-322-0084.

*Poker has been on my mind since Vegas, especially since I'm (kinda unwillingly) gearing up to play in the ladies-only tournament at Rumors next Wednesday. Want to get some practice in before then? Head over to Memory Lane (1812 Midtown Drive), which hosts free games at 7 and 10 p.m. tonight. Call 706-569-1165.

For more on poker and the ladies-only tournament, read my column here.

domo arigato


Humans might be able to marry and have sex with robots by 2050, according to this article.

And if that excites you, consider this -- theoretically, the hookups could start a lot earlier.

Last year, the founder of the European Robotics Research Network predicted that people could start having sex with robots within the next five years, and artificial intelligence researcher David Levy thinks that's still likely.

There are companies that already sell realistic sex dolls, "and it's just a matter of adding some electronics to them to add some vibration," he said, or endowing the robots with a few audio responses. "That's fairly primitive in terms of robotics, but the technology is already there."

I get R2-D2 in my bed first!

(And thanks to my friend Michael Timm, who gave me the link for this post.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Trend on the Horizon: Dip-Dyeing

Think ethereal.
Feel Bohemian.
Get modern.

Thandie Newton in Matthew Williamson



Stuart Weitzman - Stuart Weitzman Women's Shoes - Sensual - powered by Zappos

These shoes are perfect for a girl who likes a dash a boho with a mix of modern edge.



you might be in the south when...



You actually think these shoes are kind of cute.

size matters?

This girl was recently attacked by a man for having big breasts. How big were they? 30JJ.

If you want to see a true exercise in human insensitivity, read the reader comments that follow the online article. An example? "I bet she didn't land flat on her face!"

And no, there aren't pictures.

yes! yes! yes!

Yesterday marked the start of National Orgasm Week, according to this article.

You know what to do. Questions? Visit the new Pleasure World, which opened recently across the street from Crazy Cecil's, where Veterans Parkway meets River Road.

Enjoy the good vibrations.

i'm back!

I've finally escaped the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas. For now.

In summary, it was pretty much the best vacation of my entire life. Aside from a bad run-in with Bacardi 151, everything went incredibly smoothly and I came home unable to appreciate even the classiest aspects of Columbus, ie: my neighbors.

But for better or worse, I'm back now, and prepared to resurrect my role as the queen of the blogosphere. Get ready for a brand new feature to be introduced on this blog within the next two weeks.

Keep reading.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Halloween's on the Horizon

Adult Batgirl Costume

Although our friends at Macy's would like us to forget about Halloween and Thanksgiving & skip right to Christmas, I like to take it one holiday at a time. Halloween is the one holiday every year that gives me an excuse to live out my childhood fantasties. I've always loved Batman, truth be told, he's one of the only reasons why I watch the Justice League. In this costume, I'd definitely give Yvonne Craig a run for her money and maybe pick up a couple of treats along the way.

Friday, October 12, 2007

checking in

Friday afternoon in Las Vegas. Drinking half a yard of something called "moonshine." With luck, it will give me enough courage to make my first appearance at a poker table a little later on.

Hope all is well in C-town.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Margarite Elaine Shops Pink

Shop Pink.
Save a Life.


Splendid Camo tank

$42, Bloomingdales
Fight the good fight in this lovely pink cameo tee. A percentage of the proceeds are donated to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (via FashionKitty)




'Crescent

$116.99, eBags

I love the sleek design of this yoga bag. Not sure if it'd improve my downward dog but I'd have the cutest bag in the class. Crescent Moon will donate 10% of this product's purchase price to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (via StilettoJungle)



ONE DAY ONLY

SATURDAY OCTOBER 13, SAVE 20% @ MACY'S

Make a $5 donation (benefiting a local non-profit in your community) and Macy's will give you a shopping pass worth 20% off all merchandise.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

vegas, baby


Beginning early Wednesday morning, this blog and I will be in beautiful Las Vegas for a week. Get jealous.

I'll try my best to update live during the vacation -- with photos -- but the availability of an Internet connection remains questionable.

That said, if anyone has any gambling tips/suggestions, please send them my way ASAP. I've never played a game of poker in my entire life.

We'll miss you...keep the party hopping in Columbus!

digital love

Some 64 percent of Americans say they spend more time with their computer than with their significant other, according to this article.

This blog is more than happy to be your new spouse.

don't do this

The researchers over at Johns Hopkins University have just released a list of what a study revealed to be the "Terrible 10" rude behaviors. Here they are:

1. Discrimination in an employment situation

2. Erratic/aggressive driving that endangers others

3. Taking credit for someone else's work

4. Treating service providers as inferiors

5. Jokes or remarks that mock another

6. Children who behave aggressively or bully others

7. Littering or spitting

8. Misuse of handicapped privileges

9. Smoking in non-smoking places or smoking in front of non-smokers without asking

10. Using cell phones or text messaging mid-conversation or during an appointment or meeting.

What do you think? Any additions?

Monday, October 8, 2007

the monday moan

This blog cites a biological study that concludes men actually sleep more soundly than women when they share a bed with a partner. Women, however, have a more difficult time.

So here's this week's question:

If a partner was interrupting your sleep, what -- if anything -- would it take to get you to kick him or her out of bed?

Discuss. Now.

h 2 oh no

Today I had lunch at Sumo A-Go-Go for the second time. It's a welcome addition to the downtown lunch scene, particularly because sometimes I'm just not in the mood for a $10 sandwich. I love the rice bowls at the Sumo place...they're affordable and healthy. (At least that's what I tell myself.)

That said, my intense affection for the place was hampered when I asked for a glass of water with my rice bowl.

Tap water, apparently, costs 25 cents.

My reaction was nothing short of awe. I mean, I had just paid $6 for lunch. I can't think of any other lunch place downtown that charges you for water, assuming you buy food there. In fact, once I met some sources for an interview at Locos Amigos Cantina, where I ordered NO food and still got a free glass of water.

So right now I'm really torn. I love the food at Sumo, and the staff seems nice enough, but the whole water situation just rubs me the wrong way. The (very friendly) owner made some small talk with me on my way out, and I contemplated just point-blank asking him why they charge for H2O.

What would you do? Is it weird that this bothers me? (Remember, I'm operating on a journalist's salary, in which 25 cents equals roughly two hours of work.)

read and reap

Happy Monday!

Sorry for the delayed post...hopefully I can make up for it with this excerpt from "The Demon You Know" by Christine Warren, a book about a woman who falls in love with -- you guessed it -- a demon. Don't let that undermine the quality of this little exchange between the two main characters, though:

"I'm sorry," she muttered, looking at his shirt instead of him. "I meant it when I said I wasn't good at this."

"You were wrong. You happen to be very good at 'the sex thing,'" he said, stroking his hands down her back. "You simply need to work on the bits where you start talking."

He may be a demon, but he certainly has a human male's mind...

Friday, October 5, 2007

what's going on this weekend?

TGIF.

I can't wait until the end of the day, even though I'm going to be working Saturday. More on that later.

Anyway, there's way too much fun stuff going on tonight for anybody to be cooped up inside. The Uptown Concert Series kicks off on Broadway with performances by Whisky Bent and the Neal Lucas Trio. It's 7-10 p.m.

After that, hit up the First Friday Bar Crawl downtown. One cover gets you into nine bars. Or, waive the cover charge by bringing one new item for the toy drive.

Another Friday night option...it seems kind of tame, but don't dismiss the coolness of the screening of "To Kill a Mockingbird" at the Columbus Public Library, 3000 Macon Road. Actress Mary Badham, who plays Scout in the film, will be there to answer questions from the audience.

Saturday, I have to cover the Tuskegee-Morehouse events. You should come and say hi to me. I'm contemplating hitting up the tailgate scene at 7 a.m. We'll see how that works out.

At any rate, the parade is at 9 a.m. It starts at 13th Street and Broad in Phenix City and ends at Broadway and Ninth in Columbus. Then I'll probably go back to the tailgate scene at the Columbus Civic Center, lots F and G.

See you there!

gettin' busy


This quiz includes 12 photos -- five people who just had sex, and seven who just went on a jog. See if you can label them correctly. It's harder than it looks.

While we're on the topic, check out this week's column about the infamous workout date.

buckle up


The Internet is buzzing about this weird fetish photo collection of girls wearing seat belts. You can check it out here.

And you thought they were only good for saving lives!

the weaker sex?

Happy Friday!

I just found this excerpt from a 1943 article about how to handle female employees. It gives 11 tips, including the following:

No. 3: General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

No. 8: Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology.

No. 10: Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she will grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

Crazy, huh? Although I wouldn't mind some mandatory rest periods during the day...

Thursday, October 4, 2007

brush your teeth, guys!

Just came across this article called "Be Her Perfect Date." The title is actually kind of misleading, since it's really just a collection of a bunch of statistics about women's deal-breakers.

Either way, here goes:

*90 percent of women say tarnished teeth will sink your bid for a first kiss.

*73 percent of women say gnarly nails guarantee a hands-off evening.

*60 percent of women say crummy kicks (shoes) will mar your chances for mating.

*97 percent of women say winging the evening isn't romantic.

*90 percent of women say a single vein-popping outburst can be a serious speed bump.

Thoughts?

make yourself useful

Happy Thursday!

OK, so the week's moving kind of slowly and you want something -- anything -- to help you pull through. Perhaps the pleasure that comes with seeing a really frustrated co-worker.

Perfect. Fortunately, I just found this list of 248 ways to annoy people. Actually, there are 257 items listed, with two blanks, so maybe an additional way to annoy people is by lying about how many ways there are to annoy people.

Anyway, here's a sampling:

No. 9: Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

No. 10: Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

No. 49: In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

No. 189: Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Have fun, and feel free to give me any additional suggestions.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Wild Card Wednesday: Molly Sims

Talk about inspired! I saw this picture of Molly and just had to find this look! Molly looks so regally pulled together in this classic outfit. Get your hands on her look for less with my affordable recommendations.






hot dog!

Sure, the Greater Columbus Fair was fun, but it pales in comparison to the Iowa State Fair, where there's apparently an erotic corn dog-eating contest.

Yep, you read that correctly.

But the contest, organized by a radio station, is at risk of being banned by the Fair Board, according to this article. It's tasteless, some board members say.

I don't know how they got that idea, especially given this excerpt from the article:

Condiments are available if the women want to get creative, he (one of the contest's inventors) said. “We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.”

Hope it can survive.

i couldn't help but wonder


If you hate spoilers about the "Sex and the City" movie, don't click here.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

dater haters

Here are the five biggest things that can kill a first date, according to this article:

1. Your romantic past

2. Talking about kids

3. Using pet names

4. Lusty story-telling

5. Talking about pets

Any additions? What about talking about politics and/or religion?

FWB

Breaking news...a friends with benefits setup isn't necessarily the epitome of a healthy relationship.

Perhaps guided by a news tip from Captain Obvious, the New York Times devotes an entire article to that idea today.

Can you believe that people actually conducted scientific research to arrive at this conclusion?

"We found that people got into these relationships because they didn't want commitment."

Is there ever anything good about FWB? Aside from the commitment-free hookups?

life after idol

Looks like Ruben Studdard implanted half of his stomach in Clay Aiken's face. Looking good!

(Photo via FilmMagic, available here.)

Monday, October 1, 2007

Monday Madness: Victoria Beckham

My computer is still down but the show must go on. I saw this picture of Victoria and couldn't resist finding her look for less. If only I looked this great as I traveled through the airport. As a matter of fact, if only I had a hott hubby to take me on a trip so I could look this great as I traveled through the airport. Oh the woes of a single lady :)....




we need to talk

Tired of decoding acceptable responses to no-win questions? Check out this Girlspeak to English Dictionary. Here's a sampling:

"I'm not upset" means "Of course I'm upset, you moron."

"I'll be ready in a minute" means "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."

"Do what you want" means "You'll pay for this later."

And...

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain."

the monday moan

This week's question is inspired by the interviews I've been doing for an upcoming piece about whether Columbus is a singles-friendly place to live.

Is "The Talk" always required for establishing an exclusive relationship? When, if ever, can a couple assume they're exclusive if they haven't yet had "The Talk"?

Discuss. Now.

food for thought

One of my biggest pet peeves is when somebody gets a salad, douses it in ranch dressing and fried chicken...and then claims they're being healthy.

Finally, there's some research to back up my frustration.

Many people who eat at Subway grossly underestimate the number of calories they're consuming, according to this article. This leads people not only to eat without guilt, but also to eat more food later in the day because they think they're entitled to it.

An example? A McDonald's Big Mac had about 600 calories at the time of the study, while a fully-loaded 12-in Italian sub from Subway had 900.

I'm lovin' it!

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