What not to say

I couldn't resist linking to this list of 10 things your boyfriend never wants to hear.

Unfortunately, I'm guilty of many of the lines, namely "never mind."

We're all for gender equality here at the Walk of Shame, so it seems only fair to fire back with the 10 things your girlfriend never wants to hear. You can thank me later, guys.

1. "Is it that time of the month?"

2. "She's just a friend."

3. "What anniversary?"

4. "Did you bring your wallet?"

5. "I'm not a big marriage person."

6. "Do I have to shower?"

7. "Maybe you should wear something else."

8. "My ex-girlfriend used to always..."

9. "No, you can't stay for breakfast."

10. "Sorry, your dog isn't that cute."